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    Ry

Yes, I did one called the Wild Rose Detox. You take 6 big ass herbal pills every day, and also you put 20 drops of this brown liquid into a glass a water twice a day. There is a very strict diet you have to follow for 10 days as well. I felt so much better after the 10 days. I had more energy, I would shit more often and I lost about 8 pounds (I weigh 155 pounds now, 167 at the time). I noticed that food tasted a lot better afterwards as well. Before I did the cleanse I often felt constipated and I was gassy a lot. When you do it you will shit a lot! I was going about 4-8 times a day. Sometimes it felt like there wasnt anything to push out and lo and behold some baby turds would come splashing out. I highly recommend doing one though, the difference you feel afterwards is well worth the difficult diet and all the shitting...
 
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read this..

"I began to lose parasites after the fourth day on the Paranil capsules. Every day I lost ‘things’ that looked abnormal and different from anything I had seen before. Everything from tiny little black ‘eggs’ to little pieces of tomato skin colored things that looked like short, small pieces of straw; not to mention the clear squid-looking items that I could clearly see tiny black eggs inside. Ugh! I never thought that such things were growing inside my intestines. Believe me, I can relate to almost all the testimonies and photos… I was on the product for a total of 90 days. I feel better and I can tell that my vitamins and mineral supplements are more effective. My fingernails are stronger now, my complexion is clearer, and my skin is not as dry as it was before the cleanse. Thank you for this marvelous product."

"Within the first three days of starting the Colonix program my body eliminated 4 or 5 shrimp-like creatures, which horrified me. I had no clue that I had those things in my body. What had they been doing to me? How in the world did those things get into my body?

The second week into the Colonix program, I had several days of minor headaches followed by the largest bowel movement I must have ever had in my life. I figured the headaches were part of my body detoxifying itself. I looked into the toilet after that particular movement and was shocked by the two flat, 8-9 inch long worm-like objects. Had it been one worm broken in half or two separate worms? Nevertheless, I was glad to have them out of my body.

Each week after that it seemed like I saw things in my stool that weren't normal. Egg sacs, stick-like objects and intestinal plaque. I had so much plaque expelled from me that I felt like I needed to stay on the Colonix program for an additional month. After completing the two month Colonix cleansing program, I feel great. I still drink the tea and take the fiber. I plan on doing the cleanse again within one year. I have recommended this program to several of my other friends and they have ordered it. I told them I would be asking about their results.”
- Nicole W., Clarksville, TN,
Dec 18, 2005
 

Ry

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  • Ry

    Ry

I did it while at work, I spent half of my shift in the bathroom. Fuck them though they were lucky to even get 4 hours/day worth of work out of me.

I didnt shit out any parasites, I dont think thats very typical results, you should ask your doctor about that though...
 
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MR RY said:
Yes, I did one called the Wild Rose Detox. You take 6 big ass herbal pills every day, and also you put 20 drops of this brown liquid into a glass a water twice a day. There is a very strict diet you have to follow for 10 days as well. I felt so much better after the 10 days. I had more energy, I would shit more often and I lost about 8 pounds (I weigh 155 pounds now, 167 at the time). I noticed that food tasted a lot better afterwards as well. Before I did the cleanse I often felt constipated and I was gassy a lot. When you do it you will shit a lot! I was going about 4-8 times a day. Sometimes it felt like there wasnt anything to push out and lo and behold some baby turds would come splashing out. I highly recommend doing one though, the difference you feel afterwards is well worth the difficult diet and all the shitting...
What was the diet like?
 
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sounds like it might be beneficial in the long run, but doesn't it involve shooting gallons of liquid up your ass?? is it really worth it?? that sounds fuckn horrible...i dunno if i'd want to go through that.

if i knew for sure that there was a squid living inside me or something, i'd probably do it with a quickness.
 

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  • Ry

    Ry

@Coldblooded, yup I got mine at GNC.

The diet was very strict. You have to eat a lot of vegetables, nuts, beans and brown rice. You cant have any sugar, dairy or flour in any form, so this means, no citrus fruit, bananas, bread, tortillas, bagels, milk, cream, cheese etc. You can eat meat, I usually made chicken breasts, and spiced it up to make it taste better. You cant eat any condiments or foods with preservatives. I made a chili with extra lean ground beef, organic pinto beans, fresh tomatoes, onions etc. that was pretty tasty and 100% allowed. I also ate a lot of tuna, nuts, baked potatoes (butter is allowed), eggs. I made some home made salsa to use as a sauce to amke food more interesting as most of the stuff on the diet is very plain. I made an omelette with the salsa every morning. You cant drink any juice, soda or alcohol. Black coffee and herbal teas are ok. I basically drank water only, with the occasional V8 juice.

The first beer I tasted after the cleanse was done tasted so fucking good. It was so flavorful and tasted a lot more richer and fuller than before. The same with food, you really notice how much unnecessary shit you add to your food...
 

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    Ry

3xLaZY said:
sounds like it might be beneficial in the long run, but doesn't it involve shooting gallons of liquid up your ass?? is it really worth it?? that sounds fuckn horrible...i dunno if i'd want to go through that.

if i knew for sure that there was a squid living inside me or something, i'd probably do it with a quickness.

No, that is an enema. There is no way in hell im sticking anything near my ass except toilet paper.

You will not shit out any parasites either. What you do shit is all the undigested shit that absorbs into your colon wall. I have heard that some poeple will shit out this "black tar" substance. That did not happen with me...