Greetings from Mumbay fuckers!

[Dirt E. Needlez]

I'm convinced we will see this guy on Locked Up Abroad in some crazy ass third world country like the Congo or some shit....because it is quite clear he is being used as a drug mule by multiple cartels

 

[M BUTCHER 206]

Here I very brave and put some fireworks. Shortly after I run like crazy far from it away.
They are stabbing the fireworks with incense as a lot safer than a lighter or match.
What is less safe fireworks .. it really really hard. And people do not really have a sense that you can not just pick up some fireworks can not fire if the fuse is still glowing.

lol iao this translator sucks at times

 

[iaoish]

I'm convinced we will see this guy on Locked Up Abroad in some crazy ass third world country like the Congo or some shit....because it is quite clear he is being used as a drug mule by multiple cartels

Probably Thailand or Birma.. Im going to try to travel through the golden triangle by land to Chiang Mai.

lol iao this translator sucks at times

Lol, so... Where are the errors then??
That's me on the right by the way!

 

[M BUTCHER 206]

Lol, so... Where are the errors then??
That's me on the right by the way!

fixed

lol i dunno it just sounds real crazy when you read it in english. dont have enough time at the moment to edit through it

 

[iaoish]

^ this guy lmao haha

I was being sarcastic about the errors though..

 

[50cal]

Cant wait to check out the blog...damn for a second I thought you was Karl pilkington from the series Idiot Abroad...

 

[iaoish]

Lmao, Same haircut yes.. Seems we both were forced to cut it so short. Lol

I've heard about that show but never seen it.

Is it a bit readable with that translator function? I'm also asking zhe Germans and Italians.
I'll try to write in a way next time it's easier to translate though. Sometimes I used some slang which can be difficult to translate.

 

[50cal]

Idiot abroad is funny cause they send this guy to seven different countries to see the 7 wonders of the world...His outlook on shit is funny..it aint no travel type show in that they ensure he is not staying in 5 star hotels and shit..The producer says this will be his most expensive practical joke..cause Carl is his friend and he wants him to be miserable so to speak.....
I added your blog to my favorites...I just wanted to wait until I had some time to read it....but I will get back.