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prodigy91

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The 91-Year-Old Woman Selling $60 Suicide Kits

A shadowy online company selling suicide kits recently claimed its first confirmed victim. Winston Ross talks exclusively with the entrepreneur behind it: a grieving 91-year-old woman.

The paramedics who showed up to Nick Klonoski’s house on Highland Drive four months ago discovered the 29-year-old’s lifeless body, covered up to the neck by a blanket. It was his brother Jake, detectives learned, who’d found Nick lying in his bed less than an hour beforehand, a clear plastic bag over his head, and a plastic tube running from the bag to an orange metal helium tank. Next to the tank was a white box, decorated with a butterfly, the box the plastic bag and tube had arrived in the mail in, with a book titled Final Exit inside.

“Is it the book and the kit?” asked the first police officers to arrive on the scene. The paramedics nodded knowingly. “Yep.”

Each of the kits Hydorn assembles by hand is a simple contraption designed for a single purpose: people kill themselves with it by encasing their head in a bag of helium, which is lethal in pure form. People like Klonoski, the son of a U.S. district judge and whose funeral was attended by more than a thousand people. The Gladd Group’s estimated annual sales are $98,000. That means Sharlotte Hydorn sells more than 1,600 suicide kits every year.

“I’m too busy to cash the bloody checks,” she told The Daily Beast. “I haven’t made a deposit in three months.”

..... Oregon is moving to make it a felony to sell the kits.. read more here;

http://news.yahoo.com/s/dailybeast/...1yearoldwomansellinginstantdeathontheinternet

the official website;
http://assistedsuicide.org/blog/2009/01/02/update-more-ways-to-get-the-helium-hood-kits/
 
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LOL AT ANYONE PAYING FOR A KIT TO KILL THEMSELVES... THATS LIKE PUTTING A HIT OUT ON YOURSELF AND THEN DOING THE DIRTY WORK WHILE YOU PAY SOMEONE ELSE...
 

Nuttkase

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This is fucking retarded. I'm pro assisted suicide for the terminally ill that would rather die on their own measures than be in the worse pain imaginable for months to years but to sell shit like this to anyone is just unmoral and unethicial no matter how you cut it. Plus it only gives fuel to the people who think assisted suicide for the terminally ill should be banned because some doctor would actually write their 19yr old son a note to get the drugs because he stubbed his big toe and wants to die and they are uneducated about the process actually needed aquire them. I won't get into how most of them are religious folks with their own agendas too though.

Anyways I just made a fucking serio post in the open forum so I'm kind of mad at myself. This always seems to happen when I'm hungover... I should stop drinking so it doesn't.
 
Nov 24, 2003
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This is fucking retarded. I'm pro assisted suicide for the terminally ill that would rather die on their own measures than be in the worse pain imaginable for months to years but to sell shit like this to anyone is just unmoral and unethicial no matter how you cut it.


What is the difference between a terminally ill person and an non-terminally ill person? The terminally ill person is going to die? :confused:
 
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Awww man I thought I was gonna hook my car doors up for 60 bucks when I opened this post. :( Let her slang her kill yoself kits if foo's is in agony no need to suffer..