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BaSICCally

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Post some good jokes.



How do you know your roomate is gay?

His dick tastes like shit.

Whats the worst part about roller blading?

Telling your dad your gay.
 
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One day this man was walking along the beach when he came upon a lady with no arms and no legs. The lady looked up at him crying and said "please sir, i haven't had a hug in such a long time, please give me a hug." So the guy figured what the hell, and he gave her a hug.

The next day the man was walking along the same beach and he saw the same girl with no legs or arms, and this time she said, "pleas sir, i haven't been kissed in so long, please just give me a kiss."
So the guy said what the hell, and he kissed her.

The very next day the man was walking along the same beach and found the same woman. This time the woman said, "Please, I haven't been screwed in such a long time, could you please just screw me real quick?" So the guy picked her up, threw her in the water and said, "There, now your screwed!"
 
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http://www.siccness.net/vb/showthread.php?t=115193

http://www.siccness.net/vb/showthread.php?t=118425

http://www.siccness.net/vb/showthread.php?t=118427

http://www.siccness.net/vb/showthread.php?t=118426

http://www.siccness.net/vb/showthread.php?t=118424

http://www.siccness.net/vb/showthread.php?t=118422

http://www.siccness.net/vb/showthread.php?t=118421

http://www.siccness.net/vb/showthread.php?t=118412

http://www.siccness.net/vb/showthread.php?t=117535

http://www.siccness.net/vb/showthread.php?t=117956








































AND MO TO COME....
 
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m.w.merlino

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An old lady was visiting her friend for his birthday, theyd lived together at the retirement center for awhile. The old man was real excited to still be alive for his birthday so he triumphantly asked his old lady friend to guess his age. After a few moments the old lady told the old man to pull down his pants. He looked hesitant but she said I PROMISE ITLL WORK. So he pulls down his pants. The old lady reaches down and begins to fondle his old wrinkled testicles. After about a minute she stops and exclaims 72! He says HOW DID YOU KNOW???













































































































YOU TOLD ME YESTERDAY!
 
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BaSICCally

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What do you call...
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the pool?
-Bob

...a man with no arms and no legs at your front door?
-Matt

...2 men with no legs above your window?
-Kurt and Rod

...a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
-Russel

...a man with no arms and no legs sitting besides a ditch?
-Doug

...a man with no arms and no legs inside the ditch?
-Phil
 
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