One day this man was walking along the beach when he came upon a lady with no arms and no legs. The lady looked up at him crying and said "please sir, i haven't had a hug in such a long time, please give me a hug." So the guy figured what the hell, and he gave her a hug.
The next day the man was walking along the same beach and he saw the same girl with no legs or arms, and this time she said, "pleas sir, i haven't been kissed in so long, please just give me a kiss."
So the guy said what the hell, and he kissed her.
The very next day the man was walking along the same beach and found the same woman. This time the woman said, "Please, I haven't been screwed in such a long time, could you please just screw me real quick?" So the guy picked her up, threw her in the water and said, "There, now your screwed!"