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Jun 27, 2002
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lol.....@ dude in Austalia postin bout new years a day ahead of us americans...lol

@ slowpoke...i could actually see ole Slow signin up for this and sending them bitches some mainy ass letter talkin bout he wanna get kinky and bring a bottle of hot sauce and ketchup to bed with him...lol...and you know he love them big girls
 
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http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/tx-f-95.html

40 years old, 5'8 tall, 140 pounds, with brown eyes and blonde hair. Release Date 11-2005.

I enjoy the study of Mortuary Science, the outdoors, romantic sunsets and the ocean. I am also a paraplegic.

I am looking for a gentle, loving, kind and positive gentleman. I would like to correspond with a gentleman who knows the life style of a paraplegic, but who is NOT a paraplegic.




GOTTA LOVE A BITCH THATS INTO MORTUARTY SCIENCE...LOL, NAW SHE AINT NO KILLA.,.....
 
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[size=+3]Amy[/size]

[size=+1]Inmate #[/size]

[size=+2]MI-F-17[/size]


[size=+1]25 years old, 5'9 tall, 132 pounds, with blue eyes and blonde hair. Life Sentence.[/size]

lmao

I'm looking for a specific type of man. A business owner, or equally as well established. Who is solid, dependable and mentally, emotionally and financially mature. I need respect, kindness and a generous heart who is willing to help me with my legal battles in the courts, in my endeavors for freedom.



[size=+3]Angel


[size=+1]Inmate #[/size]

[size=+2]NV-F-120[/size]




[size=+1]Age 28, DOB 02-08-74 , 5'4 tall, 130 pounds. No children, non-smoker, non-drinker. Release date 04-2010.

Knocking On Heaven's Door !
[/size][/size]Have you ever been touched by an Angel? Would you like to be?

I feel bad for the last nigga touched by an Angel blood....2010..



[size=+3]Joanie[/size]

[size=+1]Inmate #[/size]

[size=+2]TX-F-95[/size]


The joke was already made but I must repeat it...HIT AND RUN


Age 32
Release Date 2028
FUN, BUBBLY, OUTRAGEOUSLY EROTIC, ADVENTUROUS

Just how "outrageously erotic" did this bitch get? 2028? Is she kidding. The fuck kind of adventure she gon have at 60?



Very energetic, like to dance, draw, social on the religion (Christian) Spanish and mix. English is my second language. Grade completed 4th in Mexico


Who the fuck you bout to impress with that?? 4th grade in Mexico?? Yea I got an A in Chiclets lmao
 
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Angel

"Inmate #

NV-F-120


Age 28, DOB 02-08-74 , 5'4 tall, 130 pounds. No children, non-smoker, non-drinker. Release date 04-2010.

Knocking On Heaven's Door !
Have you ever been touched by an Angel? Would you like to be?

I feel bad for the last nigga touched by an Angel blood....2010.."



aye white devil that is sum of the funniest shyt i have seen on the siccness in a hot minute..