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Meelo

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YOUNGNUTT said:
BACC IN HIGH SCHOOL, I THINK I WAS A FRESHMEN.
MY GIRL (AT THE TIME) WAS GIVE'N' ME HEAD AS I LAY ON THE LIVING ROOM FLOOR AT MY PAD. ALL IS GOOD, I BUST A FAT ASS NUTT IN HER MOUTH. SHE COMES UP TO KISS ME (FUCC IT), AND SPITS ALL MY NUTT INTO MY MOUTH!!! :dead:
SHE RUNS AWAY LAUGHING, WHILE I RUSH TO THE BATHROOM TO THROW UP AND BRUSH MY TEETH. WHEN I FINISHED USING A WHOLE TUBE OF TOOTH PASTE, THE BITCH WAS STILL BUT ASS NAKED IN MY LIVING ROOM LAUGHING HER ASS OFF. SO I TAKE ALL HER CLOTHES AND RUN OUTSIDE AND THROW THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET.
I KNOW THAT'S NOT EQUAL TO WHAT SHE DID TO ME, BUT I HAD TO THINK FAST!!!
THE HOMIES LOVE CLOWN'N' ME ON THIS STORY!!!
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aww hell naw, that bitch woulda had to go, she couldnt leave my house with that information in her head, you musta really loved her or some shit

EDIT: on second thought, she would be no where near my mouth after i just got through bustin in her shit anyways.

EDIT #2: LOL is that how you got your name YoungNutt??
 
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Sentenced

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Dec 19, 2003
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YOUNGNUTT said:
BACC IN HIGH SCHOOL, I THINK I WAS A FRESHMEN.
MY GIRL (AT THE TIME) WAS GIVE'N' ME HEAD AS I LAY ON THE LIVING ROOM FLOOR AT MY PAD. ALL IS GOOD, I BUST A FAT ASS NUTT IN HER MOUTH. SHE COMES UP TO KISS ME (FUCC IT), AND SPITS ALL MY NUTT INTO MY MOUTH!!! :dead:
SHE RUNS AWAY LAUGHING, WHILE I RUSH TO THE BATHROOM TO THROW UP AND BRUSH MY TEETH. WHEN I FINISHED USING A WHOLE TUBE OF TOOTH PASTE, THE BITCH WAS STILL BUT ASS NAKED IN MY LIVING ROOM LAUGHING HER ASS OFF. SO I TAKE ALL HER CLOTHES AND RUN OUTSIDE AND THROW THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET.
I KNOW THAT'S NOT EQUAL TO WHAT SHE DID TO ME, BUT I HAD TO THINK FAST!!!
THE HOMIES LOVE CLOWN'N' ME ON THIS STORY!!!
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HA, you got the dreaded "Snow Ball".
 
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DJ Coma

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Jul 12, 2002
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My girl and I went at it this one night when I was shitfaced and she had only had a couple. I had drank a shit ton of Carlo Rossi that night as well as some shots and some beers. So anyway I was so drunk I don't remember the sex. She had to leave the next morning at 8 am for some shit. I woke up still drunk as fuck and said bye to her and then kinda felt my bed and it was all wet and shit. I HAD PISSED MY PANTS THAT NIGHT WITH MY GIRL STILL IN THE BED!!! Damn I love this thread, I got more I have to think of.
 
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AdolfOliverBush

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Apr 25, 2002
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I went over to pick up my then girlfriend (same as the first story) and ring the doorbell. She opens the door and pulls me inside. She's horny as fuck. I asked her where her parents were. She said her mom was gone for the day and that her dad had just left for Lowe's, and she wants to get it on. So we're butt ass naked fucking on the living room couch. But it didn't register in my head that a Lowe's had just opened earlier that week about two miles away. We both thought he was going to the one about 15 minutes away. Sure enough, right when we're in the middle of it all, the front door opens. He comes in and doesn't even know what to say. These were his exact words: "WHAT THE FUCK?! GET THE FUCK OUT!!" I quickly pulled up my pants and ran out as fast as I could, leaving my girl butt ass naked on the couch. Never had I been so embarrassed and so scared. I was scared shitless to go home figuring he had called my parents to tell them what had happened. I sat out in front of my house for about 30 minutes thinking about what they were going to say and just preparing myself for the punishment. So I go inside and my parents never said anything. Her parents never called mine to tell them what happened. It was about another two months before I even made any kind of contact with her dad.

But I still laugh at this now because I burnt out and left her butt-ass naked on the couch. Hahahahaha!!!
 
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