Funniest fight you've witnessed?
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The funniest shit ever was when we were headed to Santa Cruz for the Boardwalk. We always used to stop at this lil market, I think it's called daylight or some shit right in Wattsonville. Anyway I was like 8 and me and my brother stayed in the car while my parents went in to get some snacks. Well these two paisas started arguing over this bitch and they both pull out their belts and start whippin' the shit out of each other. Me and my bro were watching out of the back seat laughing like crazy.
I mentioned this in the ms13 thread. I saw a sur & a norte argueing hella much when I was in high school. they were talking hella shit then finally ran up on each other, both hit each other in the face, and both got layed out. everyone in the stairway (where it happened) was hella laughing.
another fight I seen was two white girls fighting over a lighter. they were supposedly best friends or something like that. I didn't know them, but they started fighting & doing the "lookaway punches", (putting your head to the side and just flailing your arms in an attempt to hit the other one, even though you ain't looking at what you're hitting) well, the fight was corny, so one dood pulls out this big ass poster in a cardboard holder and starts hitting the bitches over the head back & forth like its "Whac-A-Mole" at chuck e cheese.
another fight I seen was two white girls fighting over a lighter. they were supposedly best friends or something like that. I didn't know them, but they started fighting & doing the "lookaway punches", (putting your head to the side and just flailing your arms in an attempt to hit the other one, even though you ain't looking at what you're hitting) well, the fight was corny, so one dood pulls out this big ass poster in a cardboard holder and starts hitting the bitches over the head back & forth like its "Whac-A-Mole" at chuck e cheese.
When I was on Sunset in LA I saw this guy hop out his car with The Club and started walloping on some other guy with it. After he beat the dude unconcious, he calmy went back to his car, put The Club back on his steering wheel, hit the alarm button on his keychain and went about his business walking up the block.
at my school, my cuddy jesse and this other foo sean.
it was literally 15 seconds, but thats not why its funny, jesse is atleast 250 not that tall, he is big as fuck and not very fast, other dude looks like he is in good condition, even has on his myspace that he loves to fight or some fag shit. well this dude sean in the begining is putting on gloves on and shit, they nod heads and jesse fuckin rushed this dude, 5 hits to his dome and sean goes down, doesnt get one hit in, right when dude hits the ground he is out, but my nigga jesse hit him one more time and dudes head bounced off tha pavement, he got up and he had the fuckin funniest face ever, i dont think he knew where tha fuck he was at.
i think i even have tha fight on my phone.
it was literally 15 seconds, but thats not why its funny, jesse is atleast 250 not that tall, he is big as fuck and not very fast, other dude looks like he is in good condition, even has on his myspace that he loves to fight or some fag shit. well this dude sean in the begining is putting on gloves on and shit, they nod heads and jesse fuckin rushed this dude, 5 hits to his dome and sean goes down, doesnt get one hit in, right when dude hits the ground he is out, but my nigga jesse hit him one more time and dudes head bounced off tha pavement, he got up and he had the fuckin funniest face ever, i dont think he knew where tha fuck he was at.
i think i even have tha fight on my phone.
i was up in Safeway and i was bout to get some ribs and this white chick's baby would not stop cryin. so this older black lady was like "Will you tell that baby to shut up!?" no joke, so then the white chick started swingin on her and they got into it right there in the meat department hahaha. shit was hilarious took hella long for it to be broken up. and the baby finally shut up
I was in high school and some dude was talkin shit to this girl. So she talked about how she was bringing her brother to whoop him the next day. So the next day after my first period class i was walkin to my locker. and i see this dude walkin hella fast thru the hall. Turns out it was the girls brother, so she pointed out the dude who was talkin shit to her and he ran up on him. The dude took of on the girl brother and was beatin the shit out of him. Then somebody said "ugggghhhh" hella loud. "he shitted on hisself" Everybody looked down it was hella shit on the ground. Nasty but Funny