Funniest fight you've witnessed?

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MuneyHongry650

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Really Treal said:
Then somebody said "ugggghhhh" hella loud. "he shitted on hisself" Everybody looked down it was hella shit on the ground. Nasty but Funny
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AHHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK

Funniest fight I remember was when this one midget started talking hella shit for no reason, he was prolly drunk, and this was right outside my highschool. So he starts yappin and wont stop talking shit, and he goes up to this white dude from my school who was hella out of shape and was calling him fat, just being hella belligerent. So the white guy turns around and fuckin throws one right in the midgets jaw. The midget drops on the ground and the white dude got on top of him and started slapping the midget over and over again across his face
 
LAZYBOY408

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ANT tha BAYbarian said:
at my school, my cuddy jesse and this other foo sean.
it was literally 15 seconds, but thats not why its funny, jesse is atleast 250 not that tall, he is big as fuck and not very fast, other dude looks like he is in good condition, even has on his myspace that he loves to fight or some fag shit. well this dude sean in the begining is putting on gloves on and shit, they nod heads and jesse fuckin rushed this dude, 5 hits to his dome and sean goes down, doesnt get one hit in, right when dude hits the ground he is out, but my nigga jesse hit him one more time and dudes head bounced off tha pavement, he got up and he had the fuckin funniest face ever, i dont think he knew where tha fuck he was at.

i think i even have tha fight on my phone.
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post it!!!!
 
rcstrss

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like 2 nights ago at my house there was a party and shit while there was a fight going on in the backroom there was another one in front of the house and theres hella ice this dude runs up and hits this dude hard then slips and bust his ass then they wrestle a little then cops pull up theres like 5 dudes dashing for the front door slipping and falling everywhere the guy who just got his ass kicked runs to his car and trys to drive off another guy points his car out to the cops so they go and bust dude, so he got his ass kicked and got a dui then we told the cops he slipped on the ice thats why his face was bleeding and no one else got busted
 
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*not the fight but what one fool said after we broke it up

high school around '01.
locker room after basketball practice.
two of my teamates got into it over somthin (dont remember what it was over)
we broke it up after a while but check it, you know how fools keep talkin shit after the fight? so we're holdin em back and everyone's yellin chill and all that but then...

this dumbass says "imma fuck you up you mutha fuckin pokemon!!"

now everyone straight freezes and we all got that look like "what the fuck did you just say"...i swear, i never seen a crazy ass situation stop like that and i know we was all thinkin: do we just let them fight it out or clown the fuck outta this fool instead.

...he ended up walkin out without sayin nothin after that, but yall can imagine how things were after that shit...
 
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MuneyHongry650 said:
AHHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK

Funniest fight I remember was when this one midget started talking hella shit for no reason, he was prolly drunk, and this was right outside my highschool. So he starts yappin and wont stop talking shit, and he goes up to this white dude from my school who was hella out of shape and was calling him fat, just being hella belligerent. So the white guy turns around and fuckin throws one right in the midgets jaw. The midget drops on the ground and the white dude got on top of him and started slapping the midget over and over again across his face[/QUOTE]


hahahahhahahahahahhahah
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KillaKali

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So we were @ Krazy Koyote when Keak was performin... shit was koo.. & when Keak hopps off stage, evryone was still juiced.. I was facin' the stage & I start walkin' the opposite way & I look down & see 1 tall ass white foo on the floor FUCKIN LAYED OUT.NOT MOVING FOR SHIT.. & I see like 5 or 6 black foo'z nxt to 'em lookin' down at em hella shocked & they bounce out hella quik. All you hear is bitches screamin' thinkin' this foo'z dead or somethin' & evryone runs out. It looked like that shit was planned or somethin' cuzz evryone was walkin' over him to the exit while he was layed out unconcious.
 
martin_07n

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djgo said:
*not the fight but what one fool said after we broke it up

high school around '01.
locker room after basketball practice.
two of my teamates got into it over somthin (dont remember what it was over)
we broke it up after a while but check it, you know how fools keep talkin shit after the fight? so we're holdin em back and everyone's yellin chill and all that but then...

this dumbass says "imma fuck you up you mutha fuckin pokemon!!"

now everyone straight freezes and we all got that look like "what the fuck did you just say"...i swear, i never seen a crazy ass situation stop like that and i know we was all thinkin: do we just let them fight it out or clown the fuck outta this fool instead.

...he ended up walkin out without sayin nothin after that, but yall can imagine how things were after that shit...
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I was laughing my ass off reading this.
 
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A good friend of mine was in a bad mood or something & her friend was irritating her & somehow one of them threw a soda at the other. They started swinging at each other hella hard. A couple of us pulled them apart but my friend got loose and RAN hella fast after the other chick & started beating her ass. Security & a cop came & she tried to push them to get away & the cop took her and put her face down on the ground while he cuffed her. When she stood up her face was hella bleeding. I just remember standing there watching the whole thing happen.
 
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I seen a fight between this upper class puerto rican bitch from Diamond Heights who thought she was hella hard and this fob ass Korean dude.

They first started by swinging huge haymakers at each other and missing. The Korean almost face-planted. Both of them punched like bitches. THe korean started kicking. The bitch punched the korean dude in the stomach and he goes "OHH!" hella loud. They both got very tired. Eventually they were both half-laying on the ground next to each other and slapping each other like bitches.

The dude tried to brag talkin bout "dude I punched her in the titty hella times". It didn't work.
 
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Dude at a club in Tacoma tried to take his t-shirt off in the middle of a fight,but it got stuck over his head.Dude was takin free shots at his dome,and dude was stuck like a hockey player with his jersey over his head.
 
freshprince

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This dude i know got in a fight wit this other dude beacause he thought he took his phone, then at the end of the fight he realized it was in his back pocket the whole time
 
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WHITE DEVIL said:
I seen a fight between this upper class puerto rican bitch from Diamond Heights who thought she was hella hard and this fob ass Korean dude.

They first started by swinging huge haymakers at each other and missing. The Korean almost face-planted. Both of them punched like bitches. THe korean started kicking. The bitch punched the korean dude in the stomach and he goes "OHH!" hella loud. They both got very tired. Eventually they were both half-laying on the ground next to each other and slapping each other like bitches.

The dude tried to brag talkin bout "dude I punched her in the titty hella times". It didn't work.
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I swear this story and the one right above me had me fucking dying
 
DukeSkywalker

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i was going to a party at some dudes house. i was invited by some fools that didn't even get along with the guy who lived there. i knew him, so right when we were walking up he saw me and said i was cool to go in. he tried to stop a couple of the dudes behind me. one of them just walked by him and ignored what he was saying, but he stopped two of them. they said they were with somebody already inside and he was like "i don't give a fuck. you guys aren't welcome. call him outside" then they called their boy that was inside and he came back out. he was a junior in high school and dude that lived their was like 25. then they were arguing for a little while then the guy that lived there called a couple of his homies from inside. he threw a punch at one of the two that he had stopped from going in then everybody started to jump dude for like 30 seconds. his boys didn't do shit. then it gets to one on one and the junior in high school is whooping his ass. he pulled dudes shirt over his head and was just beating the shit out of him. then the guys own dog comes outside and starts biting the dude while he's getting his ass kicked. then afterward he was all mad. yelling at his boys about why they didn't back him up. haha then i asked the youngster where he got that "shirt over the head" technique from and he said from watching mighty ducks. hahaha funniest fight i'd ever seen.
 
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ive seen the fucking smallest scrap ive ever seen beat up this big ass fake white norte, fuckin hilarious. the white dude talks all kinds of shit to him for like 5 minutes, so the lil scrap ends up coming over to him. this lil nigga straight went up to him and first thing he jumped, like actually jumped, in the air, pulled the white dudes hood over his head and started swingin on him, he fell and the lil scrap just starts kickin him and kickin him, lol, the funniest thing ive ever seen. then the dude is able to get up, then the scrap just throws him on the ground on the back of his head, then he didnt want anymore. the shit was just hella funny cuz dude is seriously like 5'4'' and hella scrawny, and wasnt even tryna start shit. and me and my homie were the only people who saw it and they were both hella looking at me the whole time cuz i was just laughing at them, i think they both started getting pissed at me.
 
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