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Chree

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Dec 7, 2005
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#42
i thought about buying candy then i was like nah, fuck that shit

only candy im buying is going in my cough syrup

"OH WE LIKE CANDY IN THIS MUTHA FUCKA."-tubesteak

most people in my nhood know im the psycho and they pass my house. thats how its been the past 2-3 years id be suprised if i get knocks
lol maybe ull get some real knocks
 

Gas One

Moderator
May 24, 2006
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#47
theres a fucking suburban right next to my house, (im blowing kush out my window....to keep them away) bitch is in the front seat w shades on (the sun went down) and her son is in the back with a spiderman suit on eating a 3 foot long piece of laffy taffy (i can see it from here)

wtf is this, half trick or treating half drive by?

'we gon get this nigga for alllll his candy. u ready junior? *hits sherm stick* get out the car cuzz'

i swear to god, if they knock on my door, im getting the shotgun


^^^^^^^^^^^^
you think this is a joke..but thats why no one knocks


*goes back to peeping through windows every 2 minutes and blowing smoke out of it*

if you filmed my house, from outside, youd see a stream of smoke come out the front window every 5 minutes
 

Gas One

Moderator
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#48
man, a four year old girl just tried to unlock the front door of my house. three times. (her parents were watching) im sitting there watching through the peephole. this little girl is pressing the fucking opening of the door (i sat there and watched the doorknob move) IMAGINE if the door was unlocked, no lights on in the house, two 95 pound dogs rushing out the door tearing your daughter to shreds

parents watch your fucking kids

edit: great, and here comes the ambulance on my block, too? what the fuck...man i dont even live in this hood anymore this is crazy

i guess if youre this close to mexico you cant get away from it

edit x2: plus the ambulance just set off 3 car alarms, no one is answering to
 
Feb 22, 2006
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#50
i got candy last week, and we ate it all....i had to go back to teh dollar tree today....

i got some, but doubt if anyone will come....
 
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#55
I just came back from the haunted house and kept wondering why there's light through my front door everytime I walk by (I came in through garage). I walk up to it and realize my drunk ass left it open with the dead bolt sticking out lol. I guess no trick or treaters came by while I was gone because nothing is gone.
 

AlcoholicLoser

I drink a lot of beer
Jun 3, 2002
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#59
not only that i droped hella roaches all over the bar floor on accident so the whole place stank like bud lol and everuone knew it was mee but fuck those preachin ass muthafuckas tryin to get me in NA when im bout to move