Friday the 13th Remake (PICS)

[siccness-user]

^^^whats stupid is they ran and he always caught up to them walking casualy..lol..or the mom that was killing, that was so dam dumb

hahahahahha

yeah thats some shit

they were running wild, and he was just fuckin takin his time

rofl

but i guess the horror styles change
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for example, zombies dont walk anymore,

they have to run

even in the new resident evil game the zombies are gonna be running

 

[Gas One]

i beat jasons stupid bitch ass with a rock. in a boat. and he ran away like a little bitch. he ran IN THE WATER. cus thats how scared he was. nigga broke the speed of light barrier in a fuckin lake.

ill whoop off in jason like this


go tell jasons momma my cock right here
dodge and weave all on that ho

playin with that nigga look at me dodgin his shit effortlessly and throwing rocks at the wall cus im bored with him

 

[daluvlymel]

Resident evil-that would be some shit if that spliced both jason n the zombies together, hahahaha...ok, explain to me why people that entered a room would see bodies coming down from the ceiling or they'd open the closet n a body would be on the inside..that part always made me laugh...or why is someone always screwing n a shack or tent or outside n these movies...

 

[Gas One]

heres my question, what the fuck were those zombies doing in the room in i am legend? was that a freestyle cypha? did he walk in on some weird gay zombie circle jerk?

and how come that stupid ass dog couldnt smell rotting corpses well enough to not go there?

 

[daluvlymel]

They all was just trying eat people man! Basic instincts (eat, crap, sleep) no emotions..man he wasted to much time hunting! I would have been building more traps for those fuckers..it would have been a vietnam status round my home...

 

[Gas One]

yeah, they were kinda weakass zombies anyway. cant even come outside in the day.

fuckin lights woulda been on all the god damn time, everywhere

come in dark ass spots with the fuckin stadium lights

dracula, maybe...zombies no

 

[REdRUM]

Anyone ever notice in the earlier Friday the 13ths Jason would run & in later ones he never ran & always walked............ & caught up with people either though he walked after his victems & they always ran.

^^^whats stupid is they ran and he always caught up to them walking casualy..lol..

Oh. I see.

 

[siccness-user]

i hate nes so fuckin bad

 

[daluvlymel]

Yea but remember they were clever enough to create a trap for him so they would have known that sucker was there just by the lights n would have figured out some shit to get him outa there..I would have set traps on the ground with lights n them so when drama hella happens n they following my tail BOOM..n set them off u kno

 

[Gas One]

Yea but remember they were clever enough to create a trap for him so they would have known that sucker was there just by the lights n would have figured out some shit to get him outa there..I would have set traps on the ground with lights n them so when drama hella happens n they following my tail BOOM..n set them off u kno

and this is why i shouldnt watch movies drunk as fuck

i prolly need to see it again.

 

[daluvlymel]

yup...

 

[jr916]

That's cuz u were a kid in the 90's & not the 80's. Trust & believe if u were a little kid in the 80's Jason, Freddie & Leatherface would of terrified the shit out of you.

As far as this movie.... It looks corny. Jason looks gay with them tight ass jeans on. And Mrs. Vorhees was the original killer. They are making a remake cuz some dumb fuck is doing anything to keep the Friday The 13th genre alive since it was no point in contiueing seqauls after Jason X & Freddie vs. Jason.


This movie is gonna be a piece of shit.

you hella right......i remember my moms boyfriend bought me elm street part two...i was seein freddy on the back of cereal boxes and shit, but i watched it like 40 times

 

[The Evil Genius]

I also find it funny that teenagers were getting murdered every summer @ that same camp site but the place was never investigated or camp site shut down.

Every summer a new group of teens showed up to get slaughtered & only one person there heard of Jason prior or about all of the murders. Oh, & that person was always white.

And wasn't Jason originally retarded? A retarded ass mothafucka with super human strenghth going around cuttin up folks. That's gangsta.

 

[jr916]

I also find it funny that teenagers were getting murdered every summer @ that same camp site but the place was never investigated or camp site shut down.

Every summer a new group of teens showed up to get slaughtered & only one person there heard of Jason prior or about all of the murders. Oh, & that person was always white.

And wasn't Jason originally retarded? A retarded ass mothafucka with super human strenghth going around cuttin up folks. That's gangsta.

fuck those whiteys...im glad jason chopped they bitch asses up

 

[WT SAVAGE]

fuck those whiteys...im glad jason chopped they bitch asses up

LOL

 

[Darkshowdown]

http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/12965

They got Jason's jeans are way too tight to chase anyone he would fuck around and split them mofos.

 

[WXS STOMP3R]

I also find it funny that teenagers were getting murdered every summer @ that same camp site but the place was never investigated or camp site shut down.

Every summer a new group of teens showed up to get slaughtered & only one person there heard of Jason prior or about all of the murders. Oh, & that person was always white.

And wasn't Jason originally retarded? A retarded ass mothafucka with super human strenghth going around cuttin up folks. That's gangsta.

YEA FOOL HAD TARD STRENGTH...YEA NO SHIT AND SOMEBODY OBVIOUSLY SOMEBODY HAD TO CLEAN UP THE BLOOD AND PICK UP ALL THOSE BODIES...BUT COME NEXT SUMMER A WHOLE NEW BATCH OF MOTHERFUCKERS CAME AROUND. DIDNT THEY NOTICE THE MATRESS HAD THE STUFFING KNOCKED OUT OF THEM FROM JASON JAMMING HIS MACHETE THROUGH SOME COUPLE FUCKING AND GOING THRU IT? OR THE DOORS HAD AXE HOLES IN IT?

DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER WHEN THE BIKERS TRIED TO FIGHT JASON? IT WAS LIKE PART THREE OR SOME SHIT.

SHIT I REMEMBER THAT NINTENDO GAME TOO. I WOULD GET CLOSE TO BEATING HIM THEN HE WOULD JET. THEN GET MY ASS WHEN I WAS IN THE BOAT.

 

[The Evil Genius]

fuck those whiteys...im glad jason chopped they bitch asses up

He didn't just chop up white folks. He killed a few niggaz too( crushed some sqaure ass head & smashed a party horn in that black bitches eye), a kid(see part 2) & a mothafucka in a wheelchair. Jason didn't discriminate.

 

[Bonekrusher408]

They all was just trying eat people man! Basic instincts (eat, crap, sleep) no emotions..man he wasted to much time hunting! I would have been building more traps for those fuckers..it would have been a vietnam status round my home...

LOL YOU DO THINGS THE HARD WAY, WHY DO ALL THAT WHEN YOU COULD JUST BURN DOWN BUILDINGS ALL DAY LONG, THE MUTANTS THAT RUN OUT WILL GET KILLED BY THE SUN, THE ONE'S THAT STAY BURN. PROBLEM SOLVED IN A FUN WAY.

 

[Chuy Savedra]

Does anybody not remember that jason wasn't even in the first friday the 13th?