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Feb 11, 2006
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Feb 11, 2006
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DaGrimProphet @DaGrimProphet be like...

"Me and my*Date*got cornered down a dark alley by 3 black men last night.

"Oh my god!" my*Date*screamed, holding on to me with fright, "I'm going to be*Raped!"

"Don't be fucking stupid!" I replied, "How am I gonna*Rape*you now that these muthafuckers have shown up"
 
Feb 11, 2006
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DaGrimProphet @DaGrimProphet be like....


"I've been down on my luck with the ladies recently, so I tried using some*Date*Rape*drugs to improve my chances. They were fucking useless, I just ended up passing out and couldn't remember a thing the next morning"