1997 working at Netscape, I met one of the phone operator chicks.
She was a rocker chick & had dreadlocks, a bald pussu, massive ass & faptastic tiddies. Way more ink than I.
She also had a man she lived with, so our choices of places to get freaky were limited to our place of work, or on lunch.
One day we are outside of the docking area (I worked in shipping) & kissing or whatever & she decides we need to step into the stairwell.
We go into the stairwell, where nobody ever went, & she gave me head.
The next day I get to work & my boss, (who was also her boss *site operations manager*) head of security & HR immediately pull me into a conference room, first thing when I get there.
They showed me print outs of the camera footage where they saw her sucking my dick.
My boss was light hearted about it, & didnt trip... they decided to not fire us, but we got suspended without pay for it, for 2 days.
When I got outside, she was by my car & had a smirk on her face (they got to her an hour before I got into work), we decided to leave her car there, & head to my apartment & she told her man she was staying close to work for the night (she lived up in boulder creek, we worked in Mt. View)
the next 2 days off of work were a full on fuck-fest & it was awesome.
She moved years later, but we continued our thang thang for years. I got my pitbulls from her man, & partied with them both on multiple occasions.
She is still my friend to this day.
TL;dr ..I got caught fucking on cam by security at work.
Halloween 1999 I worked for a contractor as tech support for Cisco Systems.
Well, the days leading up to this event, I was getting at this BBW black thick ass fine sista who was on a different team but in the same office as I, & this was before I had instant messenger, so we were emailing each other on company email ...all kinda dirty shit.
We had set it up to meet at the hotel near our work on Halloween night after work & stay there together ...detailed it all in the email of what we were gonna do, talking dirty, all that...
Well, this chick decided she was gonna print it all out & show her friend, Lisa, in which whom I also used to flirt a lot with.
Well, this dumb bitch printed doubles & left the second stack on the printer.
My boss & the IT guy were both my friends outside of work, & they are the ones who saw it first.
knowing it was their job to inform HR, ...same thing, I get to work on Halloween in my rasta outfit all dressed for the occasion, overnight bag in my truck ready to plow this BBW pussu....BLAM! Called into the office, 'talked to' & suspended.
We still stayed at the hotel that night, & did exactly what was planned.
Lesson learned, don't talk on company email & dont get caught on camera.