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[Chuy Savedra]

Today, I read my mom's Facebook status. It said, "So sick of kids, can't wait for Vegas this week!" My dad, along with 12 others, liked it. I didn't even know she was going to Vegas. FML

 

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This had me rolling...

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

This one is all bad lmao...

Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML

Damn lol..

Today, I told my husband that while he was away I had had a miscarriage. His response? "If you can't take care of our baby while it is still inside you, how can I trust you to take care of it when it comes out?" FML

 

[niguardian]

i thought this was a re-up of fds faggot ass thread

 

[Chuy Savedra]

FDS is my homeboy.

 

[prodigy91]

who's fds?? its fiddie s muhfuckas...

 

[R]

looks like one siccness member's mom has found the detox forum...

Today, I was looking through my computer's history to find a website I had visited. I found an online forum where my son was discussing how to inject Oxycontin. FML

 

[Arson]

looks like one siccness member's mom has found the detox forum...

Shit had me fucking weak....

 

[savage]

Today, my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML

 

[savage]

This one had me rofl'n for some reason:

Today, someone stole both rear view mirrors from my scooter. And where was the police? They were 500m down the road, waiting to stop me for not having any mirrors. FML