EMINEM KILLED IN CAR CRASH!!!!!!!!
- Thread starter Nightbreed
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no hating here. em is one of my favorites. i simply posted this out of sarcasm. if you look around this board, lynch committed suicide and x-raided was murdered, so i figured i'd just add to the fatalities. oh, and by the way ...
i heard 50 cent shot fabolous, but fab busted back and missed 50 but hit kid capri. killed him on the spot. lil' mo jumped out the whip and just started dumping with a mini-14 and tore 50 to shit. fab's in critical condition and 50 happened to limp away some how but was ran over by the paramedics trying to save him. lil' mo then couldn't deal with idea of going to prison and tried hanging herself, but the rope was too long, so she fell straight down to the floor and broke her ankle, now she's in the hospital. ja rule watched the whole thing from a hotel balcony but was pushed out the window by the little fat bitch from the dixie chicks, who was hired as an assassin by dj clue. andy dick found out clue was behind it all and posed as a woman to get close to him and then slit his throat with the razor he had in his mouth. puff daddy has sworn revenge on all surviving parties because biggie came to him in a dream and said he must retaliate because ... well, just because.
i heard 50 cent shot fabolous, but fab busted back and missed 50 but hit kid capri. killed him on the spot. lil' mo jumped out the whip and just started dumping with a mini-14 and tore 50 to shit. fab's in critical condition and 50 happened to limp away some how but was ran over by the paramedics trying to save him. lil' mo then couldn't deal with idea of going to prison and tried hanging herself, but the rope was too long, so she fell straight down to the floor and broke her ankle, now she's in the hospital. ja rule watched the whole thing from a hotel balcony but was pushed out the window by the little fat bitch from the dixie chicks, who was hired as an assassin by dj clue. andy dick found out clue was behind it all and posed as a woman to get close to him and then slit his throat with the razor he had in his mouth. puff daddy has sworn revenge on all surviving parties because biggie came to him in a dream and said he must retaliate because ... well, just because.
Oh and by the way, they just learned that RUPAUL was the offended homosexual that murdered Eminem. Kim's sworn revenge, and started dating Busta so they can both become ametuer slueths and find out a.) who killed Em', b.) who shot up Busta's ride, and c.) who Kim's latest baby belongs to.
Have a nice day.
Have a nice day.