Ah got a recent one, this drunk guy was irritating a lot of people and no one was doin anythin about it, so I provoked him, told him to take it down a notch plz ur not doin yourself any favors and so on...
And he came up to me, and said 'You must think I'm a wanker' I said 'no, but I think you're very drunk' then he says in a real threatening way 'I know Fela Kuti, and I know (random artists I've never heard of, mick Jones or somethin)..'
I was like 'mate, Fela Kuti's dead'
him: (shocked or caught like a fish, maybe both) 'oh?'
he walks backwards away from me, and trips on a bollard n falls over infront of everyone. Picks himself up and fucks off.
fuckin wierd, dumb and pointless. Dunno what he was tryna prove.