Dumbest Drunk Shit You've Heard?
- Thread starter GottaGo
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this might be a little off topic...
but some of the funniest shit i've heard when i was drunk was when i was talkin to one of my homegirls who i haven't seen a while, and i ask how her mom and dad is doing, and i get a reply of "my mom is good. my dad is good. they're probably having sex right now, especially if my dad took his viagra." lol...
but some of the funniest shit i've heard when i was drunk was when i was talkin to one of my homegirls who i haven't seen a while, and i ask how her mom and dad is doing, and i get a reply of "my mom is good. my dad is good. they're probably having sex right now, especially if my dad took his viagra." lol...
funniest shit I seen/heard drunk was my potna had this fucking corny ass ringtone, shit sounded like some horrible ass techno music....and we're all drunk and this foo's phone goes off and everyone starts laughing....so foos start talking shit about how he got the "party boy" ringtone from jackass....and this foo starts acting like him; acting like he's ripping off his clothes and freaking the nearest MALE 
one time back in highschool my homie was drunk as fuck and like 5 of us passed out in the living room on the floor and couches and shit... this fool wakes up and starts pissing in my friends baseball hat and all in his shoes and shit, just laughin his off, hella drunk.. we all wake up and just start laughing cuz doods shit who it was really couldnt do shit cuz he was hella little.. and this fool is just pissing all in his hat and shoes, looking at this cat, laughing his ass off.. funny ass shit...
I fell over, got up, and sat on the hood of a cop car. Dudes said I was just postin. And I said wassup to the cop. They let me go though cause I called someone to come pick me up.
I pissed on my homeboys trampoline. All over the mofucka. Like, I moved to different parts of the trampoline and pissed on it. Most of the piss leaked through, but there was hella piss still on the trampoline. Then I slept on the piss.
I've slept on the grass from someone's front lawn. Police asked me what I was doin and I told em I was camping.
I've pulled so many runners with cigarette packs while drunk I cant even count em. This one spot I used to hit like every 3 months. One time I got chased by this asian dude and hes like come on man just gimme one pack back (I took 3). I threw him one pack and then pos came around the corner. I jumped in someones backyard.
I was hella drunk, put the cap on a 40, and threw it in a bonfire. Some broad has a big ass scar on her temple now cause it exploded.
I literally knocked every picture off the wall in my hallway at my parents old house. They said it sounded like a train in the hallway.
Ive broke hella shit of other peoples.
I smashed up this nice ass car for no reason.
I got in a fight with a 50+ year old man at Dennys for no reason.
Everyone here who drives has probly had no memory or driving home or wtf happened, but wake up the next day with ur car parked perfectly out front.
I pissed on my homeboys trampoline. All over the mofucka. Like, I moved to different parts of the trampoline and pissed on it. Most of the piss leaked through, but there was hella piss still on the trampoline. Then I slept on the piss.
I've slept on the grass from someone's front lawn. Police asked me what I was doin and I told em I was camping.
I've pulled so many runners with cigarette packs while drunk I cant even count em. This one spot I used to hit like every 3 months. One time I got chased by this asian dude and hes like come on man just gimme one pack back (I took 3). I threw him one pack and then pos came around the corner. I jumped in someones backyard.
I was hella drunk, put the cap on a 40, and threw it in a bonfire. Some broad has a big ass scar on her temple now cause it exploded.
I literally knocked every picture off the wall in my hallway at my parents old house. They said it sounded like a train in the hallway.
Ive broke hella shit of other peoples.
I smashed up this nice ass car for no reason.
I got in a fight with a 50+ year old man at Dennys for no reason.
Everyone here who drives has probly had no memory or driving home or wtf happened, but wake up the next day with ur car parked perfectly out front.
My friend got pulled over for a DUI and while the cop had his back turned my friend threw his pipe out the window, it flies like 3 ft away from the cop and the cop sees it... So the cop thinks that he tried to throw it at him and he grabs my friend through the window, pulls him out and power slams him on the ground.
funny shit
funny shit
fuck, I can't find the pictures....I hella thought I had the shit....actually, I thought I posted them on here before.......
this muthafucka got so hella over that my baby momma and my potna's ex pulled out their makeup and started "making him pretty", this muthafucka had hella eyeshadow and blush and shit on, lookinng hella fruity and had hella pictures taken of him....well, the dumbass didn't hink to go look in the mirror when he woke up, he just grabbed the bottle and started drinking again........so he didn't notice that he had hella makeup on his face and kept wondering why everyone else kept laughing the whole day
this muthafucka got so hella over that my baby momma and my potna's ex pulled out their makeup and started "making him pretty", this muthafucka had hella eyeshadow and blush and shit on, lookinng hella fruity and had hella pictures taken of him....well, the dumbass didn't hink to go look in the mirror when he woke up, he just grabbed the bottle and started drinking again........so he didn't notice that he had hella makeup on his face and kept wondering why everyone else kept laughing the whole day