dudes cack gets bitten off by his batch in car crash

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Apr 19, 2008
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mah girl showed me this story over on that fag perez's site.
http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-22-headline-of-the-week-weak-398


Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash

A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.

According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off.

Just in case this wasn't already bad enough for those involved, the incident was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman's husband to catch them out.

He described how, shortly after parking, the car started to 'shake violently' - but then was hit by the van. He said that the woman screamed loudly, with her mouth covered in blood.

Helpfully, the investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. His lover followed him there, with part of his penis.

The investigator said he's never seen an incident like it before.
 
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I always wondered about getting road head and getting in an accident.
now i will think about it before it happens again. Usually go wine tasting and get head on those windy roads before the next wineyard stop.....i think i'll pass on the next trip i take.
 

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Apr 25, 2002
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i just told my coworkers about this and now they're talkin abotu bobitt and cuttin dicks off and shit....and some woman who was suckin off her lover and her husband came home and fucked her up in their driveway...lol