do all fat ppl stink?

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askG

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at my old job there was this lady who everytime she sat on a chair for more than 20 minutes, the chair would be all sweaty and funky, to the point were i would rather stand for a long time than to sit and soak up the funk.

at my current job, the guy who works before me, goddamn, i walk into the office and the whole fucking place reeks of BO and feet funk, the shit is so strong it literally makes me gag, my eyes are watery and im coughing up lungs...i dont use the chair he uses, after he leaves i spray about half a can of whatever spray i can get my hands off and even then its a little queasy...ive had customers complain about him the chair which is of some velvet material is permenantly stunk up, the mofo even takes his shoes off and his socks are dirtier than the soles on my shoes, the manager dont say shit to him, im embarrased as hell to say anything.

when i say fat im talking about ppl the size of that one guy on jackass, you know the guy who gets chased around by that midget. whats up with these ppl?...they cant reach all areas when bathing? if you were me what would you do, how would you bring it to his attention.
 
MeloTrauma

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Fat people stink because they are so rotund that they cant reach around and wipe thier ass without difficulty. There is shit residue constantly in thier ass. Plus they sweat and theres more creavaces and folds for this sweat to settle in. If you have any more questions about fat people PM me and Ill lace you up on some obese game for real.
 
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MeloTrauma said:
Fat people stink because they are so rotund that they cant reach around and wipe thier ass without difficulty. There is shit residue constantly in thier ass.
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that is fucking sick
 
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559_Soldado

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askG said:
if you were me what would you do, how would you bring it to his attention.
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you just gotta tell him straight up like

"HEY YOU FAT SHITTY SMELLING MOTHAFUCKA, YOUR FUCKIN STENCH IS FUCKING UP THIS WHOLE PLACE TAKE A SHOWER!"

Or just complain to your manager/supervisor that you cant work when it smells all funky
 
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G-Dubb

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I had a teacher in 8th grade that smelled fucking foul. The entire classroom reeked of BO and she had the air conditioner on all Winter. She was also growing facial hair but that's a whole other issue. Anyway a friend who had the class about 4 years before me had the same problem with her. Him and 3 other dudes cut class on day towards the end of December, went to the store, and bought some soap and deodorant. They left it on her desk in a gift box when she was out at lunch. She opened it and started crying.

Did she change her habits? No. Apparently she cares more about food than she cares about hygene.
 
DJ Mark 7

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When I was like 16 I worked at Ross....Me an my homeboy complained to the manager about this morbidly obese fat bitch that worked there cause she WREAKED....I guess the manager talked to her about it or somethin cause I didn't notice the stench after that.....shit is gross
 
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MeloTrauma said:
Fat people stink because they are so rotund that they cant reach around and wipe thier ass without difficulty. There is shit residue constantly in thier ass. Plus they sweat and theres more creavaces and folds for this sweat to settle in. If you have any more questions about fat people PM me and Ill lace you up on some obese game for real.
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YOU SHOULD WRITE A BOOK...
 
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JazzFan

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Would you laugh at a disabled person in a wheelchair? Melo is right, if you arent physically able to do something, should you be ridiculed for it?
 
Siccx Degree

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G-Dubb said:
Him and 3 other dudes cut class on day towards the end of December, went to the store, and bought some soap and deodorant. They left it on her desk in a gift box when she was out at lunch. She opened it and started crying.
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That shit is hilarious, I can just see that fat bucket of lard all in tears, then all of a sudden she reaches in her purse and pulls out a ham or some shit and forgets all about why she was crying...
 
DaytonFamily

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JazzFan said:
Would you laugh at a disabled person in a wheelchair? Melo is right, if you arent physically able to do something, should you be ridiculed for it?
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I was up at a car dealership on the weekend, i saw this 40 year old man with a sponge bob shirt on with his mom, he was mentaly handicapped, i felt pretty bad for him, but most people would point him out to his friends and have a good laugh
 
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TragicPixie503

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Man I got fat boy love, but if a motha fucka cant wash his ass weve got problems. Its not just fat people that stink though. I used to have 2 homies that would come over that fuckin stunk. Id go down to the dollar store and spend $15 on sticks of deoderant, tooth brushes, and toothpaist every payday. The guys wouldnt be alowed in my house untill they cleaned them selfs up. One slept on my couch one night and a week later I found where the funk smell was coming from, Man i washed the cushins and covers, Fabrized the shit out of everything and still ended up throwing that couch away. That fucker aint alowed in my house no more. The other one cleaned himself up Cause he was tierd of being made fun of. People that let themselfs smell like that aint got no self respect!!! and thats the bottom line.
 
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