damn, imm w you mofos on this one now...FUCK THE POLICE.

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askG

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long story but it broke my arrest cherry so peep game.

so im driving home from school...im going about 75 behind this new tan impala...i go around the car and cut the 2 dudes off...next thing you know these guys are tailgaiting me.
i think nothing of it so i keep driving but these guys are right on my ass , i figure its 2 knuckleheads who got pissed. So i turn off my exit and these guys are still on me. I hear sirens, im looking all around like "damn some cop saw me", i along w 2 other cars in front of me pull aside and stop, im looking around and see nothing so i get going again...

all of a sudden the impala pulls alongside w some asian driver and some passenger which could be either white or mix hispanic or just plain whitewash asshole...theyre both screaming at me like lunatics "pull over fucking asshole, pull the fuck over. PULL over", i mean these mofos are screaming and cussing at me like someone would talk to you on the streets...
i ask them "for what? what are you cops?"
"sheriffs dept. pull the fuck over"
"let me see your badge"
passenger shows me a badge (in this day and age what little 10 yr old kid doesnt own a deputy badge and toy gun?)

"you aint no cops"
this is while were stopped, the passenger cop flings open his door and smashes my car, im thinking these mofos aint shit so i start driving, keep in mind im going about 20-25mph tops...2 blocks after the passenger pulls his gun out through the window, tells me "pull over asshole"
i see a gun i just slam on the brakes.
so they drag me out, im not resisting, they grab me by the neck and toss me to the ground...the one cop doing most the talking has his knee dug into my back as hes holding both my hands and tells me "dont fucking move asshole"...
im thinking i cant move, this dickhead has his knee in my back digs.

they scramble to find some cuffs because they dont have them on hand, i finally ask the asian guy, "can i please see your badge" so he does and i say "ok, i didnt know by the way you were talking to me that you were cops"

the other guy says" leave his fucking ass on the ground" but asian dude sits me on the curb and i start asking "whats going on?"
the cop says" hit and run asshole"
i tell the guy" you hit my car when you opened your door, i didnt hit your car, you hit mine"
dude say "shut the fuck up asshole shut the fuck up and dont say anything" it looks like hes about to start giving me a good ass whooping so i remain quiet and say "whatever man"

im cuffed behind some fat short bitchs CHP and shes asking me if i got any weapons blablabla
i tell her i got a medical card and there is weed in my backpack and in the trunk...she tells me "well were monterrey country ,that doesnt mean anything to us"
i tell her "were in santa cruz co, its my right if i got a card"

these imbeciles never check for my medical papers, they just get a tow truck after they took my approx 5-7 grams, have the car towed and tell me they couldnt find any medical papers in the backpack, bitches didnt even check the backpack i was looking right at them the whole time.

so after im in the patrol car they call in the cavalry and theres about 5 patrol cars w about 7 idiots just standing around BSing not even doing any reports just hanging out...

they take me to jail, charge me w
-possesion w intent to sell
-hit and run
-assault w a deadly weapon (the car when i took off on them)
-evading police
-transportation for sell
-reckless driving

im in the can from 2-8pm make 1g bail, lawyer is 6g base pay plus expenses, to get y car back was 220, now im looking at maybe losing my license,probation,fines,hiked up insurance etc etc...

word got to me that i might only get hit w poss w intent to sell, this came from reliable source(100% legit, trust me)...but damn this a bitch

everyone i dealt with from the chp to the sheriffs to the ppl at the jail...i was nice to them all, and they were all dickheads...i mean i.e. i asked dude at jail what was wrong w the phone, dude looked at me, looked at the phones(2 phones in cell, one was in use) then looks back at me like im a moron and just tells me to wait for the other one to be left alone...it wasnt what he said its how he said it and his obdy language, it all said "your an idiot for aksing anything"

just complete assholes everyone every guard i saw every cop i dealt with, all assholes...some dude was in the cell with his shirt around his head some dipshit gard i played little league with comes around tells him to take off the shirt(what the fuck for?)

now i know why mofos hate these sacks of shit...blue code blue wall they can all suck my blue balls...taking shit to the extreme for no apparent fucknig reason,

the cops didnt identify themselves as cops, they were tailgating me, i couldnt see their lights (which were on the headlights) because they were probably 2 inches behind on my ass...now 3/4 of my bank account is gone, good luck finding a job, ill miss school cuz of court dates, and im left with a sour taste in my mouth and a lot of resentment towards these pieces of shit...FUCK THE POLICE!!!!!
 

askG

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o yeah, after dudes had me cuffed, the one passenger cop tells me"oure lucky you didnt get your head blown off" referring to when he stuck out his gun while we were both moving...real nice job huh.

also....no police markings on the car, one dude was dressed like those sears mechanic, the other looked like your typical asian tourist from SF.
 
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damn dont even get me started on cops stories lol, i've gotten my ass beat by cops fer just pointin out that i broke no law and that they cant arrest me for nothing.
 
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throw that possession with intent for sale out the window, theres no way they can get you for that.

thye need to catch you in the process of selling for that to stick
 

HIM

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wow...im surprised i actually read all that...but anywayz...thatz all bad man...
 

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damn, drama, one time i was chased acorss town, i was in a stolen car and i was on a speed chase for like 30 mins and i ended up getting brutaly fucked up... it was all bad.
 
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On some real shit u should holla at my guy John Burris. He's located in Oakland... Here u go 510 839-5200.. It sounds to me that ur afraid of driving now because of this incident Yadoubtyaoming!!!
 
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DAMN DAWG....po po's is str8 bitches fuck them niggaz i swear they be talking 2 you like they some fucking wannabe thugs...them nigga dont run shit FUCK THA PIGS!!
 
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intent to sell for 5 grams...? you had to have had it in 10 sacks or some shit...that dont add up...

a fucked up story nonetheless though....

your charges
-possesion w intent to sell ( should get dropped, unless you had it sacked up then yoour way under 215/sb420 limits, which are good through california...Call the ASA and speak with a rep immediatly, they need time to prepare your case

-hit and run ( explaining the situation to a good lawyer should also get this dropped, reduced or otherwise)

-assault w a deadly weapon (the car when i took off on them)

(another bullshit charge that should get dropped...you just gotta show that you had good reason)

-evading police (this one is a wobbler....since you didnt stop when they identified themselves as police your kinda fucked....and it sounds like they identified themselves pretty good..best thing to do would have been to call it in stating your being pulled over by a vehicle claiming to be a police officer and has no identifying marks...but then again you said they had lights...and thats enough to make you pull over..but callin it in woulda backed up ya story....this can be fought but wont be easy)

-transportation for sell (dropped no doubt, 5 grams is not large scale enough to be considered sales, and with prop 215 your allowed up to 1/2 a pound (8 oz), unless you had a scale, some baggies and other sales paraphenalia then this charge is bs..

-reckless driving (this one will definitely stick...you fucked up on that one,but its the one you would want to stick)


Dogg if your attorney wants you to plead guilty, dont take the DA's first offer....if what you typed is the truth you have a pretty substantial case.
then again theres 3 sides to every story...yours, theirs and the truth....all i've got to say is from what i know about you...your not a thug...and you most likely dont have any previous charges...fight it.
plead guilty to reckless driving and explain the rest....Call the ASA...(americans for Safe Access) or one of the CA Norml attorneys...they should be able to help...with all the bullshit charges im suprised they didnt throw in DUI (mj) and attempted murder, lmao

this is where you fucked up

sheriffs dept. pull the fuck over"
"let me see your badge"
passenger shows me a badge (in this day and age what little 10 yr old kid doesnt own a deputy badge and toy gun?)

"you aint no cops"
this is while were stopped, the passenger cop flings open his door and smashes my car, im thinking these mofos aint shit so i start driving, keep in mind im going about 20-25mph tops...2 blocks after the passenger pulls his gun out through the window, tells me "pull over asshole"
i see a gun i just slam on the brakes.


here this might help
http://www.norml.org/index.cfm?Group_ID=3445

and try this too
http://www.safeaccessnow.org/article.php?list=type&type=126


go get a copy of the police report TODAY....check it for any errors...anything you dont agree with, since your a first timer man they gonna give your probation and drug diversion at most,maybe suspended license for 6 mos to a year and court fines up the ass... if your lawyer dont think he can get the other shit dropped, you need another one....get character references from teachers,work, etc....have as many people back you up as you can to say your a law abiding citizen....FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT...dont take the DA's first plea offer....if your stick to your story you'll have a better chance...dont back down


i dont know there some of your story that dont add up...but hey, im no judge...we ait never really seen eye to eye, but shit i feel ya pain bro

good luck to you dogg
 

Arson

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i got a joke for you, what do the dead cop in pittsburg and sperm donor have in common? ............

















there kids will never meet them.