DA FUCK?! DUI BULLSHIT!!

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Jan 1, 2006
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So last night I'm out and about at the bar... did it light weight only had 2 beers. Ended the drinking early at 11:30pm.

So it's 1:30am. On my way back to drop my boy to his pad I get pulled over by CHP because my license plate light bulb is burned out :confused:

They ask all the initial questions. Where I'm coming from, if I had anything to drink etc etc. One of the CHP officers says he smells alcohol so they make me do all these sobriety test and the breathalyzer test. I figured I would've passed since I stopped drinking 2 hours back. I had to perform the breathalyzer 3 times before they got a number they were looking for. .09 was what they claim I blew.

My boy was in the passenger and I asked if he could take my car to his pad and this doode was drinking waaaay more than me and barely finished his drinks half hour prior. He blows a .07 which mind boggles me and the CHP because he even told them, "I DRANK A SHIT LOAD TONIGHT!!!"

So 10 minutes after the initial arrest I'm downtown and I'm asked if I wanna do a blood test or another breathalyzer. Supposedly this breathalyzer was more "accurate". I do it. I blow a .07. CHP says they won't restrict my License because I'm under the legal limit. But in a 10 minute span how do I go from .09 to .07 :confused:

Bunch of BS so I had to stay 9 hours in a holding cell with 18 other drunk fucks. I was pissed cause I was sober as hell in there.

Does it look like I can take this court and win?! WTF fabksdfhkadhklfsdhkjlghjlkdfghjlfadsfjdsjklfhjdsagkdfjl
 

tweeze

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So last night I'm out and about at the bar... did it light weight only had 2 beers. Ended the drinking early at 11:30pm.

So it's 1:30am. On my way back to drop my boy to his pad I get pulled over by CHP because my license plate light bulb is burned out :confused:

They ask all the initial questions. Where I'm coming from, if I had anything to drink etc etc. One of the CHP officers says he smells alcohol so they make me do all these sobriety test and the breathalyzer test. I figured I would've passed since I stopped drinking 2 hours back. I had to perform the breathalyzer 3 times before they got a number they were looking for. .09 was what they claim I blew.

My boy was in the passenger and I asked if he could take my car to his pad and this doode was drinking waaaay more than me and barely finished his drinks half hour prior. He blows a .07 which mind boggles me and the CHP because he even told them, "I DRANK A SHIT LOAD TONIGHT!!!"

So 10 minutes after the initial arrest I'm downtown and I'm asked if I wanna do a blood test or another breathalyzer. Supposedly this breathalyzer was more "accurate". I do it. I blow a .07. CHP says they won't restrict my License because I'm under the legal limit. But in a 10 minute span how do I go from .09 to .07 :confused:

Bunch of BS so I had to stay 9 hours in a holding cell with 18 other drunk fucks. I was pissed cause I was sober as hell in there.

Does it look like I can take this court and win?! WTF fabksdfhkadhklfsdhkjlghjlkdfghjlfadsfjdsjklfhjdsagkdfjl

get ready to have that shit on your recored for 10 yrs lol

i got my dui when i was 20 iam 29 now i think mines get off when iam 30 lol
 

jr916

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dont try to fight it, that pissess em off...you gonna end up at the booty house bein chree's celly..............FREE CHREE
 
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Goodfella

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sounds like it might be time to get a lawyer...i think like you'll be alright tho
 
Apr 26, 2006
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Sucks to be you. Get a taxi next time you drink or call someone to pick you up or better yet, have a designated driver to begin with. What the fuck is the point of having 2beers, might as well not even drink.
 

jr916

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Sucks to be you. Get a taxi next time you drink or call someone to pick you up or better yet, have a designated driver to begin with. What the fuck is the point of having 2beers, might as well not even drink.
2 beers is the magic number...........on cops every person has always had a beer or two
 
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ya fight it get it dropped to wet and reckless at most
Nope I guess you didnt read where he said he was underage. It dont matter if you blew a .001 if you underage you in the wrong. Thats a question on the written test.

Sucks bro no lawyer is gonna fuck wit your case if you under 21 and blew something, shit it couldve been .0000000000000000001 and they still wouldnt give a fuck, you gave a comission to that boeg for not thinking right....