DA FUCK?! DUI BULLSHIT!!
- Thread starter The Visualizer
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So last night I'm out and about at the bar... did it light weight only had 2 beers. Ended the drinking early at 11:30pm.
So it's 1:30am. On my way back to drop my boy to his pad I get pulled over by CHP because my license plate light bulb is burned out
They ask all the initial questions. Where I'm coming from, if I had anything to drink etc etc. One of the CHP officers says he smells alcohol so they make me do all these sobriety test and the breathalyzer test. I figured I would've passed since I stopped drinking 2 hours back. I had to perform the breathalyzer 3 times before they got a number they were looking for. .09 was what they claim I blew.
My boy was in the passenger and I asked if he could take my car to his pad and this doode was drinking waaaay more than me and barely finished his drinks half hour prior. He blows a .07 which mind boggles me and the CHP because he even told them, "I DRANK A SHIT LOAD TONIGHT!!!"
So 10 minutes after the initial arrest I'm downtown and I'm asked if I wanna do a blood test or another breathalyzer. Supposedly this breathalyzer was more "accurate". I do it. I blow a .07. CHP says they won't restrict my License because I'm under the legal limit. But in a 10 minute span how do I go from .09 to .07
Bunch of BS so I had to stay 9 hours in a holding cell with 18 other drunk fucks. I was pissed cause I was sober as hell in there.
Does it look like I can take this court and win?! WTF fabksdfhkadhklfsdhkjlghjlkdfghjlfadsfjdsjklfhjdsagkdfjl
So it's 1:30am. On my way back to drop my boy to his pad I get pulled over by CHP because my license plate light bulb is burned out
They ask all the initial questions. Where I'm coming from, if I had anything to drink etc etc. One of the CHP officers says he smells alcohol so they make me do all these sobriety test and the breathalyzer test. I figured I would've passed since I stopped drinking 2 hours back. I had to perform the breathalyzer 3 times before they got a number they were looking for. .09 was what they claim I blew.
My boy was in the passenger and I asked if he could take my car to his pad and this doode was drinking waaaay more than me and barely finished his drinks half hour prior. He blows a .07 which mind boggles me and the CHP because he even told them, "I DRANK A SHIT LOAD TONIGHT!!!"
So 10 minutes after the initial arrest I'm downtown and I'm asked if I wanna do a blood test or another breathalyzer. Supposedly this breathalyzer was more "accurate". I do it. I blow a .07. CHP says they won't restrict my License because I'm under the legal limit. But in a 10 minute span how do I go from .09 to .07
Bunch of BS so I had to stay 9 hours in a holding cell with 18 other drunk fucks. I was pissed cause I was sober as hell in there.
Does it look like I can take this court and win?! WTF fabksdfhkadhklfsdhkjlghjlkdfghjlfadsfjdsjklfhjdsagkdfjl
damn, and I thought I was a lightweight, this foo must weigh 92.3 pounds soaking wet with 8 layers of clothes on.....how in the blue hell do you blow a .07 off two beers 2 fucking hours later?!?!?!?
you should change your "life is good" thing and change it so it says "Super Bantamweight" right above your sprinkler avatar
you should change your "life is good" thing and change it so it says "Super Bantamweight" right above your sprinkler avatar
damn thats fucked. i gotta a wet wreckless in 02 or 03 and it clears in a couple of months. i didnt have to pay for DUI classes but i still got a fine (like 200 maybe). just go into court and tell em u fucked up. nothing more u can do. either get your car outta impound or buy a new one and ride without an L like i did (tags gotta be good )
lol.
My homey got pulled over after we left the titty bar and two cops surrounded us. When the cop came to tha passenger windo to talk to me he asked for some id. I was shitty drunk and gave him my fry's grocery store VIP card. LOL!
I didnt even know either. I felt a tap tap on my shoulder and I leaned up and looked at him all skunkeyed and he said " sir I need a picture id," " I don't need to save money on groceries".. hahahahahah
but the cops were coo jus let us go and told us to not burn rubber when leaving the strip club.
Shit I have had cops just let me destroy weed and no ticket.
Pulled over on acid, and let go.
My ex got pulled over with 6 dudes in the back including me and we were drinking a 30 pack. The cop acted like he didnt see it. We were all underage too. lol
Another time. me and a homie got jumped and ten dudes were walkin at us for round 2 so my homey pulls out his nine and cocks that shit back and aimes it at all of them (who took off runnin) then a cop pulls up with the high beam on and yells drop the gun! lol We did and then ten minutes later the cop comes out the bar we were at after talking to the owner and gave our strap back and said to try not to kill anyone.
hahahahaha
COPS ARE GREAT! (sarcasm) at least these kind. I just have good luck with them.
My homey got pulled over after we left the titty bar and two cops surrounded us. When the cop came to tha passenger windo to talk to me he asked for some id. I was shitty drunk and gave him my fry's grocery store VIP card. LOL!
I didnt even know either. I felt a tap tap on my shoulder and I leaned up and looked at him all skunkeyed and he said " sir I need a picture id," " I don't need to save money on groceries".. hahahahahah
but the cops were coo jus let us go and told us to not burn rubber when leaving the strip club.
Shit I have had cops just let me destroy weed and no ticket.
Pulled over on acid, and let go.
My ex got pulled over with 6 dudes in the back including me and we were drinking a 30 pack. The cop acted like he didnt see it. We were all underage too. lol
Another time. me and a homie got jumped and ten dudes were walkin at us for round 2 so my homey pulls out his nine and cocks that shit back and aimes it at all of them (who took off runnin) then a cop pulls up with the high beam on and yells drop the gun! lol We did and then ten minutes later the cop comes out the bar we were at after talking to the owner and gave our strap back and said to try not to kill anyone.
hahahahaha
COPS ARE GREAT! (sarcasm) at least these kind. I just have good luck with them.
