I HAVE NOT EVER SHIT MY PANTS IN BED...
BUT I HAVE SHIT MY PANTS WHEN I WAS IN BUFFALLO AND ATE SOME BUFFALONIAN BUFFHLO WINGS, AND DRANK LIKE UNLIMITED CORONAS, I WAS DRINKIN BEERS LIKE I WAS SONIC AND I WAS ROLLIN ANDGETTIN GOLD RINGS AND I HASD SOME BOMB ASS PIZZA... DROOOOOL
I WAKE UP INTEH MORNIGN HELLA DRUNK STILL I THINK, THEN I TRY TO FART...
AND IT CAME OUT NICE AND HOT
THEN I GRABBED MY CROCTH AND WADDELED TO THE BATHROOM.. LOWE AND BEHOTLD I SHARTED, I HOPPED IN THE SHOWER AND THREW MY DRAWRS OUT THE WINDOW,
THIS IS NOT A GAME