chree got dumb fucked up in 4 minutes.

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DAT NIGGA TAZZ

DAT NIGGA TAZZ

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I HAVE NOT EVER SHIT MY PANTS IN BED...


BUT I HAVE SHIT MY PANTS WHEN I WAS IN BUFFALLO AND ATE SOME BUFFALONIAN BUFFHLO WINGS, AND DRANK LIKE UNLIMITED CORONAS, I WAS DRINKIN BEERS LIKE I WAS SONIC AND I WAS ROLLIN ANDGETTIN GOLD RINGS AND I HASD SOME BOMB ASS PIZZA... DROOOOOL

I WAKE UP INTEH MORNIGN HELLA DRUNK STILL I THINK, THEN I TRY TO FART...

AND IT CAME OUT NICE AND HOT

THEN I GRABBED MY CROCTH AND WADDELED TO THE BATHROOM.. LOWE AND BEHOTLD I SHARTED, I HOPPED IN THE SHOWER AND THREW MY DRAWRS OUT THE WINDOW,

THIS IS NOT A GAME
 
Chree

Chree

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Dec 7, 2005
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lol i aints never shit on myself, i remnber 1 itme i was in san jose on fuckin mclaughin and king and ate a pupkinpiehomerunpie, and a cream soda and a drumstick, and i hoped in bushsed and shitted, never on me tho lol. that was like 10 years ago god amn
 
jr916

jr916

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i met these two girls when i was like 21 or 22 and i went back to their apartment and we just started poundin shots of e&j and i hadnt took a shit for like a day and a half, so i went to their bathroom and just let loose for like 30 minutes.....swear to god i used up their little bit of toilet paper and then they had one of those little closets filled with washclothes and i used them and then tried to flush the toilet and shit was comin back up on the floor and it was sum nasty hershy squirts......so they is bangin on the door like what the fuck, so i just said fuck it and opened the door and bolted out the door to my house like 7 or 8 blocks away...i seen em like 6 months later and they said you know that was fucked up what you did to us, i told him it was they fault for not havin enough TP and a plunger....edit i was so fucked up i tried to flush the washclothes down the tiolet
 
Syko Sniper

Syko Sniper

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jr916 said:
i met these two girls when i was like 21 or 22 and i went back to their apartment and we just started poundin shots of e&j and i hadnt took a shit for like a day and a half, so i went to their bathroom and just let loose for like 30 minutes.....swear to god i used up their little bit of toilet paper and then they had one of those little closets filled with washclothes and i used them and then tried to flush the toilet and shit was comin back up on the floor and it was sum nasty hershy squirts......so they is bangin on the door like what the fuck, so i just said fuck it and opened the door and bolted out the door to my house like 7 or 8 blocks away...i seen em like 6 months later and they said you know that was fucked up what you did to us, i told him it was they fault for not havin enough TP and a plunger....edit i was so fucked up i tried to flush the washclothes down the tiolet
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lmao

and I thought washing my dick in a girls sink and pissing in her shower was bad haha
 
DubbC415

DubbC415

Mickey Fallon
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#78
jr916 said:
i met these two girls when i was like 21 or 22 and i went back to their apartment and we just started poundin shots of e&j and i hadnt took a shit for like a day and a half, so i went to their bathroom and just let loose for like 30 minutes.....swear to god i used up their little bit of toilet paper and then they had one of those little closets filled with washclothes and i used them and then tried to flush the toilet and shit was comin back up on the floor and it was sum nasty hershy squirts......so they is bangin on the door like what the fuck, so i just said fuck it and opened the door and bolted out the door to my house like 7 or 8 blocks away...i seen em like 6 months later and they said you know that was fucked up what you did to us, i told him it was they fault for not havin enough TP and a plunger....edit i was so fucked up i tried to flush the washclothes down the tiolet
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edit so yeah u fucked up, haha



and theres a homie who has a bed-wetting problem. more than a few times hes pissed on the girl he was with when they were sharing a bed at my house. we busted out rubber sheets for him one time at a party
 
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