CHILDHOOD MEMORIES

[650Ubeezy]

i remember when i was 9 i shot a moving car with a bb gun and the bb went thru
the car window & hit this guy in the head.....then my dad kicked my ass & i had to talk with this sheriff for like an hour.


i remember i used to beat kids up on the playground for tryin to take my hat in elementry school. i knocked this one kid out i hit em so hard i broke his nose & gave him a black eye at the same time.

i remember when i was in 2nd grade i used to shoot birds with my bb gun and pin em to a telephone pole while they're dead and use em as target practice.

Alright then Kip Kinkel...

 

[MRTHECOSE]

when i was 4 i was at my gma's house and across the street there was a park.. and all the kids had water balloons and was havin a water balloon fight. so i go inside my grandma's and with a ninja like maneuver i got sum sandwich baggies with my folks in the kitchen run outside across the street to join in the debauchery . as i was fillin up my baggies at the fountain i was cussing up a storm fuck and shit and bitches was flying out my mouth like i was ANDREW DICE CLAY....long story short my mom comes out to check on me and my friends and i get in trouble for being across the street so when she calls me over sum 10 year old kid(who's fat ass shirt is coverd with sum sort of cheese and red sauce, fat bastard!!! )walks me to my moms and proceeded to snitch me out. and i get a good'ol whoopin for being across the street and cussing..
id give anything to be that young again....

 

[kayvee]

when i was in sixth grade we had a baseball tourney goin on at school. one of my friends was pitching and it was my turn to bat, and my hair was down.
well he threw the ball on the inside and it wound up in my hair..it took 20 minutes to get the ball untangled from my hair.

~k.

 

[skido]

my uncle would take pictures of me naked it was fun we would play doctor too...

whaaaaaatttt??????????????

 

[MRTHECOSE]

lol^^^^^

 

[jr916]

its true, we'd be playin handball or some shit, and he would just break out doin the running man...
his younger brother was friends with my younger brother, but everytime that fool came over he went str8 to my sisters barbies..so i know he turned out gay

handball???....i thought only my patnas out the pen play that shit.......i remember in fifth grade beatin up this kid for his yellow sport walkman and then havin the pigs waitin for me the next day....maybe i shouldnt have jacked a kid in my same class

 

[Rasan]

nah we played handball when i was young and if you messed up you gotta run and touch the wall before they throw the ball to the wall. if you don't make it time, then you get pegged with the ball

 

[VSTXDJ]

Hahaha My sister adn I were in the backyard and there were these2x4's laying on the floor. So we pick them up and have a sword fight and i swing hella hard and miss her 2x4 and hit her across teh face with it. She flies back and falls gets up with blood gushing from her face. Best believe I got a major ass whoppin that night.I got soo many fuckin stories about my childhood. My sister and I were such fuckin bebes kids.

 

[YOUNGNUTT]

WHEN I WAS ABOUT 8, AT THE AFTER SCHOOL DAYCARE CENTER,
THERE WAS THIS DUDE THAT ALWAYS USE TO BULLY ME AROUND,
ONE DAY I WASN'T HAVE'N' IT, I TAKLED HIM,
STOMPED HIS FACE AND BROKE HIS JAW!!!
THEY HAD THE AMBULANCE, FIRE TRUCKS, I THOUGHT I WAS
GOING TO GET IT!!! HIS MOMS TRIED TO PRESS CHARGES
ON ME AND I WENT TO COURT AND EVERYTHING BUT THEY FOUND THAT I ACTED IN SELFDEFENSE!!!

 

[Pig-Homo]

Alright then Kip Kinkel...

YEAH I SHOT EVERYTHANG WITH MY BB GUN WHEN I WAS A KID

 

[YOUNGNUTT]

WHEN I WAS ABOUT 7 OR 8, MY MOM USE TO BABYSIT THE GIRL
THAT LIVED ACROSS THE STREET!!!
I HAD A LOKC ON MY DOOR, WE WOULD GO IN MY ROOM,
MY MOM WOULD PUT ON A MOVIE FOR US TO WATCH,
I WOULD CLOSE THE DOOR, LOKC IT, AND SHE WOULD PLAY WITH MY DICC!!!

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^^^
Haha...
I used to have girls play "doctor" and "house" all the time.

 

[DoucheBagFresh]

When I was 8 somehow my mom started and "electrical" fire at like 2 in the mornin which eneded up burnin down our entire kitchen while we were outside waitin for the firetruck too come I got to watch my pops screan at my mom and punch her in the face

 

[jr916]

When I was 8 somehow my mom started and "electrical" fire at like 2 in the mornin which eneded up burnin down our entire kitchen while we were outside waitin for the firetruck too come I got to watch my pops screan at my mom and punch her in the face

what the fuck was she cookin at 2 in the morn???

 

[FourOneFog]

WHEN I WAS ABOUT 7 OR 8, MY MOM USE TO BABYSIT THE GIRL
THAT LIVED ACROSS THE STREET!!!
I HAD A LOKC ON MY DOOR, WE WOULD GO IN MY ROOM,
MY MOM WOULD PUT ON A MOVIE FOR US TO WATCH,
I WOULD CLOSE THE DOOR, LOKC IT, AND SHE WOULD PLAY WITH MY DICC!!!

hahhahaaha!!!!!! damn!

 

[Home-E]

when i was about 5, i was at the park in policita, and i saw 3 KKK members way up on top of one of the mountains out there, and they burnt a cross. I asked my dad who those people were and what they were doing but he said not to worry, crazy....i realized what was up when i was older

 

[yoinkIZback31]

I had friend in the 5th grade named randy who thought vanilla ice was jesus, and anytime we hung out he always had to do the running man and quote lines from ice ice baby

lmao^^^ i had a friend like that too..wen i was lil i remember bein at the park wen i was like 6 playin with this lil kid my age. and he said somethin forgot what it was but i just punched him in the mouth..then he cried for like 5 seconds then gave me a hug n started tryin to play with me again. ha

 

[yoinkIZback31]

i remember when i was 9 i shot a moving car with a bb gun and the bb went thru
the car window & hit this guy in the head.....then my dad kicked my ass & i had to talk with this sheriff for like an hour.


i remember i used to beat kids up on the playground for tryin to take my hat in elementry school. i knocked this one kid out i hit em so hard i broke his nose & gave him a black eye at the same time.

i remember when i was in 2nd grade i used to shoot birds with my bb gun and pin em to a telephone pole while they're dead and use em as target practice.

lol and thats how killers are made.:classic: