Caught this dude masturbating at my work

[Gas One]

whatever. the only time ive ever got on my knees in my life was to pray to god. and i believe in the devil x500 times more than god.

that sounds like im jacking off to god.
i dont think god likes that type of thing, IMO, and youll probably catch thunderbolts for it

if youre seriously seeking new and invigorating ways to jerk off, you more than likely need to conjure up a woman.

"yo lets see what jerking off with one leg up is like yo"

get dude fired

and to explain the "food" comment....im guessing the guy works at school since he said "school is long over"....... aka 'school lunch'..sounds like son was making the spaghetti sauce a day early to me

kneeling and jerking off dont add up

even jerking off in a school is lightweight pedophilia to me especially if youre a teacher

niggas gotta sit down in a class where you be kneelin and jerkin off in...fuck that..if i had a kid hed be gone....othwerwise id pretty much just clown the holy shit out of him until he quit the job

 

[Gas One]

the whole point of sitting down and jerking off is 'damage control'...

i mean, what exactly are you aiming at on your knees? the carpet? yourself?

whats next, indian style?

jacking off standing on your head?

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

Kama Sutra masturbation.

I like to call this position "Faggot Horse"

 

[The Visualizer]

Damn... jacking off to nothing is pathetic. If he was looking at some porno maybe it would be normal behavior but yea, still weird considering he was at school

 

[JOK3R187]

and to explain the "food" comment....im guessing the guy works at school since he said "school is long over"....... aka 'school lunch'..sounds like son was making the spaghetti sauce a day early to me

kneeling and jerking off dont add up

LOL

and dude slappin' his meat off to the classroom environment is pretty messed up...

 

[thefacemelterfl]

what was he masturbating for at a school? like what kind of school? wtf? dudes fantasizing about molesting bitches while kneeling and jackin it

A medical school

 

[thefacemelterfl]

I am kinda blackmailing dude

 

[usernamex]

^^ nothing like throwing your job away for a few bucks.

 

[ConstantElevation]

Couldn't this mothafucka wait till he got home?

 

[TOMMYJAMES]

A medical school

you tell on that foll his bullshit excuse will be "i was getting medical samples" for a project im was working on.

then hes going find where you live,break in your house at 3 in the morning,tie you up and dump his "medical samples" on you.

 

[JAPE]

more importantly is this question:

who the fuck kneels to jerk off?

in my 28 years of life, i dont ever think ive jacked of kneeling.

what exactly is the purpose of that? was there food underneath him?

i say get him kicked out

fucking kneeling weirdo

rofl

 

[D'struction]

more importantly is this question:

who the fuck kneels to jerk off?

in my 28 years of life, i dont ever think ive jacked of kneeling.

what exactly is the purpose of that? was there food underneath him?

i say get him kicked out

fucking kneeling weirdo

Gas, are you okay?
Tellin someone to snitch.....hahhaaha

 

[Gas One]

were talking about a guy in a medical school jerking off on his knees though

there are two instances when snitching is okay (not to the police), IMO

gay people, and sexual perverts/predators.

for instance. if two gay guys are on the beach giving eachother blowjobs with wreckles abandon where kids are present, opting to not beat the hell out of them, ill probably hit the lifeguard like, ay yall need to take care of blow-n-go over there...

if i wont put my hands on you, ill call someone.
and i wont touch either of those two.

snitching is calling the cops...not really tellin ya supervisor this nigga is shake-and-baking in the labratory on bended knee..

do that shit at home...not in public places

 

[JAPE]

get that fucker fired

 

[Evil Jesus]

damn wow..

 

[SM PELON]

A TEACHER?! KNEELING N JACKIN OFF AT DA MEDICAL SCHOOL? WHAT A FUCKEN WEIRDO!

 

[thefacemelterfl]

dude got fired today. not by my doing. i didnt say shit.

 

[luv2squab]

^^^^ unless they told him straight up why he got fired then he probly thinks its u that told...watch ur back, it'll get nutted on

no homo

 

[siccness-user]

one time i was at the dmv tryin to get my id to get a decent job,

so, i went to go wash my hands, got inside the restroom, heard some weird noises coming from the toilet box or whatever,

i ignore them and mind my own business..

after a few moans, i look down and see someone kneeling, dude is probably throwing up or something

keep washing my hands, then i see two 18 year olds come out, one wiping his mouth

i very calmly... stop washing my hands, dont make any eye contact,
and leave the restroom as if nothing ever happened

 

[autistic]

this guy is going to kill you and then get on his knees and masturbate on your corpse.