i got my first weed ticket because they could smell it. i tried to exercize the 4th ammendment n shit, but the cop literally told me to "shut the fuck up." i refused, kept talking shit, saying he couldn't do anything...but i went home with a ticket that night. who knows, maybe if i woulda kissed his ass i woulda got let off...but i'll be god damned if i massage some bitch ass pig's ego like that. anyway, i got a ticket for leftover weed crumbs on the center console from a previously-rolled blunt.
in other news, i hope you choke on something j-boeg...everybody on here knows what you look like, and chances are, one day one of us is gonna run into you somewhere...if it's me, ima slap the shit out of you. have a nice day.