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smalltown'n
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#27
you know this site is going to shit when they consistently make threads about old threads and posts LOL...shit, post some shit from the news or SOMETHING lame ass motha fuckas
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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#28
One of the hardest laughs I ever had at any post on here that wasn't trying to be funny or wasn't by one of our many moronic boarders typing some off the wall shit that was so stupid it was funny has to be

I was contacted by a member of siccness.net on MySpace that my face was being used here.
when Suzy showed up out of nowhere to say it was her face in all the Chreepy photoshops and not Chree.

Like that's probably the funniest non contrived sentence that I've ever read on here.
 
Jan 30, 2007
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tbh fam, im surprised nobody has mentioned Super Manning "Having Text". Just reading thru the first few posts the shit was funny. Dude really did get an "S" tatted on his chest and dud could spit BARS!!!...

^^^to say the fuckin' least. I'm finna write a book. Na fuck it, I'll rap out a book cuz that's what I like to do

and I'm a do what I do til the day I'm done,
so when the lights go out, at least that I can say I had fun.
Even if I never make it, my son will stay a part of me,
Hopefully stay, away from bad, and maybe substitute technology,
Or maybe something else, just as long as it ain't negative,
Like reppin' shit, or shootin' up the block over $20 bucks of canabis.
I never had a dad to tell me what was wrong with this,
best believe I'll teach my son, it comes from nothing BUT expirience.
Having Text with her seems to keep me out of troubles,
It's nothing like the song, so think OUTSIDE of bogus bubbles.
If that's what I choose to do, Who are some of yall to say its wrong?
I put the S on my chest, just to remind me I'm strong, So move along.
 
Apr 11, 2003
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#32
To me the most memorable threads were:

1. CBrennan - the dude who asked how to delete Google searchbar history and he had a screenshot showing he had googled 'how to fuck a bird' or something with other posts being 'bird watching etc...'

2. The guy who wanted to drive through the Crest in Vallejo and was asking for advice.

So many other good threads though, Igodummys, roasting J-Boeg, roasting Cesolito, there were heaps of lols in all the Kobe Soz posts too.

Impossible to pick just one.
 
Aug 26, 2002
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#33
Dont let something like a restraining order hold you back... Your post warmed my heart. You two are clearly destined to be together... Forever. First thing you need to do is get a gun. Watch her from afar, learn her schedule, see where she goes, who she talks to. You also need to find a place you can take her to. A hidden place her family and the police cant find, a place where you can have a nice talk. Dont let anything or anyone stop you from getting to her. This is your destiny and it is fate, and after a nice chat, maybe a little correcting, she'll see it your way.
this was gold
 
Aug 26, 2002
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#34
I'd have drakes looks

Killa tays chess skills

LL cool j's lips

Awax rap skills

Dr dre money


What about you?
Are you kidding me?

I've bought so many of your cds

That means I've fed u , you fucking dog

I fed your dog ass kids too with my hard earned money

Learn some respect

I'm truly heart broken one of my idols has tested me like this

I tell u guys something serious about why I changed my name
Because I got molested

And u make it a joke
IT's like being molested all over again

Except this time it's by a bunch of Internet nerds

At least my dad said sorry afterwards
Do you guys think my dad really was sorry???

I don know because he did it to the neighbor after me

He said he'd kill my dog if I told anyone
When 137757 opened up about his past
 
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Lmao yeah and this one
Jesus christ man 5'7 336 "range" what does that even mean? Are you so fucking fat that your scale has to guess your weight or something? Theres overweight, then there's morbidly obese, then there's you, you goddamned fat fuck. A healthy weight for 5'7 159-118 lbs. Just let that sink in. If you lost 50% of yourself seriously if you were split in half you'd still be fat. How the fuck did you get that big do you have any self respect at all? You need more than dieting dude you need bariatric surgery and a straight jacket to keep yourself from shoveling food into yourself. Fuck you man
 

RAVAGE

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#40
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