Best Pickup Line Thread...

[Mr. Nice Guy]

"Don't turn this rape into a murder"

 

[Dhadnot]

lol

 

[Kon1]

fuck pick up lines.. if you really wanna pick up a girl. act like you dont give a shit about them.. bitches always want what they cant .. if your too nice you will forever be in the friend zone.

This the truth right here

 

[Roz]

"Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?"

"Can I touch your belly button...from the inside?"

 

[kane916]

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the cash?

 

[nightstalka]

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

 

[SouthernComfort]

nice boots, wanna fuck?

 

[D'struction]

^^ some bitch tried to use that on me.

 

[D'struction]

and she was NOT crackin, so I just kinda looked the other way.

 

[D'struction]

what was that one??? oh yeah....

"I may not be the best lookin guy in this room, but I'm the only one talkin to you"

 

[CyrusTheVirus]

"Have you ever had Duck Sausage????........ Duck down and try some"

or

"How much do you cost?"

 

[D'struction]

I've interrupted a girls phone convo @ the DMV before to tell her she is talking to all the wrong people & told her talk to the right people, gave her my number & smashed the next day.

I just might have to try this....

I thought the story was gonna end in a 42 fake!

 

[radiostationrep]

I know we are not at the church, but damn, I think I see the light. Do you mind if I turn you on?

I just thoguht of this right now,lol. But once they start giggling it is a wrap.

 

[R]

 

[siccmadesyko]

Theres a party in your mouth and im cummin!!!

 

[Rossibreath]

Suck my dick rit now

 

[RED DRAGON]

Pick up lines work if your attractive. If your not than get funny. If your niether than dont use em jus be yourself n hope 4 the best.

I know alotta bitches who are alot less stuck up than alotta the dudes I know.real talk.

 

[Gofer]

Stop rape, just say yes

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

yall some nerdy ass white boys

"excuse me i was masturbating on the internet and i saw a girl who looks like you can I see your bergina"

"i want to know what it feels like to put a weenie in your hole"

real talk though you just work whatever is goin on into the conversation like

"you know you too beautiful to be standin right there you should be on that billboard"

Ive grabbed a phone out a girl hand like hold up she talkin to this fine ass nigga right now

Or you just can be on some goofy shit like excuse me I lost your number

Even like wassup cutey

Excuse me howd you get so beautiful

Easy ass basic one that still works is give em hella eye contact and whatever you say will work you could just be like hi if and smile they not feelin you you will know instantly

But its situational. A more successful woman / mature woman is not gonna fall for some dumb shit easy but it still gets em sometimes.

 

[Mac Jesus]

Yo bitch...