Best Pickup Line Thread...

[Roz]

Anybody have any good one's that have worked?


I know some fucked up ones... like "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" but I was wondering if this bullshit has actually worked on a female... haha... :hurt:

 

[Tha Mack]

Whats up girl, have you ever had your ass licked by ________? (Insert your name here)

 

[Assassinator]

Im gonna go outside and make out...... you want to join me?

 

[Assassinator]

your gonna have to step away from the bar........ your melting the ice.

 

[Tha Mack]

I was just about to go jerk-off. Could you give me a hand??????????

 

[Assassinator]

My names ________. Wanna Fuck?

 

[Assassinator]

Hi
















this actually worked for me

 

[Irishmutt]

ME= ORGASMS YOU WANT SOME

 

[ultrazyn1]

I'm one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time, one of the best singers and one of the best looking motherfuckers you've ever seen. Hold my drink, bitch.

 

[Gemini]

Tickle your ass with a feather? Um, I said, It's such a nasty weather.

 

[Unknown Poet]

in Beavis and Butthead voice:
"Hey baby"

 

[montroller510]

"buy me a drink and ill sit with you slut/bitch/whore"


"aye bitch... you got 5?"

 

[Roz]

"I'm a rapper"...

 

[montroller510]

or if your white "im a drummer"

 

[doja14]

are you from tennessee?







































nah j/p

 

[6nate]

Hi, I'm Nate. You're looking good tonight...Why yes, I am 6' 8...Ya I did play basketball.

Next morning: ok. See ya later!

 

[doja14]

fuck pick up lines.. if you really wanna pick up a girl. act like you dont give a shit about them.. bitches always want what they cant .. if your too nice you will forever be in the friend zone.

 

[6nate]

Mine usually works. Not always but usually.

 

[SouthernComfort]

Nice ass, May i wear it as a hat?

 

[SouthernComfort]

I'm feelin really rapey tonight