booboo, i got a suggestion,
instead of bending over like you would if you were to receive a gift in your anus, how about you just buy a washcloth that you use to clean your ass with, put some soap on it and scrub?
lolol
just buy a whole pack of them so you can use a new one every week or so...lol
for me, i don't gotta worry bout shitting, i'm a girl...=D lol