man i see all sorts of people not washing their hands after using the bathroom in public restrooms. even after shitting motherfuckers have the nerve to not use soap. im a little ocd about hygiene. like if im at a restaurant and i see the cook walk out the bathroom before i order i just can't eat there. i bounce.
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Art: "Cmon guys we gotta go"
Friend: "Why what happened Art?"
Art:"I saw the chef come out of the bathroom!"
Friend: "...and?"
Art: "And so we need to go, Ill be in the car."
Friend: "Shut the fuck up and sit down Art"
Friend to other Friend "Why the fuck do we keep inviting Art?"
Art: "Cmon guys we gotta go"
Friend: "Why what happened Art?"
Art:"I saw the chef come out of the bathroom!"
Friend: "...and?"
Art: "And so we need to go, Ill be in the car."
Friend: "Shut the fuck up and sit down Art"
Friend to other Friend "Why the fuck do we keep inviting Art?"
the nastiest thing i ever saw at a job was, one time when i was working at airport theater this guy i worked with was putting jalepeno peppers into little cups for customers using his FINGERS... and the next day, he had a herpes outbreak and asked the manager if he could go, and the whole time he was rubbing his cold sores on his lips with his fingers
I devised an odd strategy in high school that involved taking a piss without my skin coming into contact with any surfaces anywhere within the public restroom. I also included the boxer elevation technique while taking a piss, so I wasn't actually touching my dick.
Though when I think about it, my dick is probably more clean than 90% of the surfaces in any given public high school in the country.
Even if you wash your hands afterward- the amount of bacteria and germs on the door handle from people not washing their hands sort of negates the fact you just took X amount of time washing your hands.
But seriously, I see all kinds of mfkrs just walk past the sink. I always make it a habit to give them a disgusted look or laugh as they reach for the door, staring at them through the mirror like I was going to cut their throat or something. Dudes don't really approach me or talk to me in college for shit like that.
Though when I think about it, my dick is probably more clean than 90% of the surfaces in any given public high school in the country.
Even if you wash your hands afterward- the amount of bacteria and germs on the door handle from people not washing their hands sort of negates the fact you just took X amount of time washing your hands.
But seriously, I see all kinds of mfkrs just walk past the sink. I always make it a habit to give them a disgusted look or laugh as they reach for the door, staring at them through the mirror like I was going to cut their throat or something. Dudes don't really approach me or talk to me in college for shit like that.
yall havent mastered the art of whippin yo shit out, pissing , shaking then puttin that shit away w/ out touchin yo shit... ROOKIES!!
LOL..ive been werkin construction too long i guess!
edit...if i do piss a lil on my hand though i do wash w/ soap and yes i use the paper towel i used to dry my hands also to grab the door handle on my way out.. YEE
LOL..ive been werkin construction too long i guess!
edit...if i do piss a lil on my hand though i do wash w/ soap and yes i use the paper towel i used to dry my hands also to grab the door handle on my way out.. YEE
