ANy SHoplifters in tha house?

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AlcoholicLoser

AlcoholicLoser

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i use to be addicted to that shit too... it got to the point where id steal something from everywhere i went. got caught up at sam goody and they took my picture and said i couldnt go there ever again lol, shit i went back there a month later and nobody noticed.

first time i got caught tho was also the first time i skipped school. i was in 3rd grade and my older sister wanted to skip so we left the house and walked to K-Mart and got caught takin shit on camera lol. damn im high
 
yee

yee

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KillaNiggaNite said:
first time i got caught tho was also the first time i skipped school. i was in 3rd grade and my older sister wanted to skip so we left the house and walked to K-Mart and got caught takin shit on camera lol. damn im high
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hahaha shit my first time gettin cot was in sixth grade at 7/11 haha tha lady followed me out tha store and took me to tha back n called my mom hahahaha
 
AlcoholicLoser

AlcoholicLoser

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^LOL shit... when i lived in oregon there was this lil mom & pops store and they had a shelf of cigarettes right when you walk in and they'd always be in the back doin shit so everytime id walk in id fill all my pocket with packs of cigs and i probably stole about $1000 worth of smokes until one day i decided to take a bag of lifesavers LOL and they seen em stickin out of pocket and told me to get the fuck out.
 
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Young Psyc

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I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO NEVER GET OFFICAILY COUGHT. THE CLOSEST I CAME TO BEING COUGHT IS THIS ONE TIME WHEN I WAS BOUT 15 ME AND MY HOMIE WHERE HELLA HIGH AND DRUNK I HAD LIKE THREE SWOLLOWS LEFT IN A FIFTH IN MY INSIDE POCKET. ANYWAYS IT WAS LIKE 10:30 AT NIGHT AND WE HAD THE MUNCHIES LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER BUT HAD NO MONEY SO WE SAID "FUCK IT LETS HIT UP ALBERTSONS." SO WE WALK IN ALBERTSONS AND HEAD STRIGHT FOR THE CANDY ISLE (SP?) WE STARTED FILLING ARE POCKETS WITH AS MUCH CANDY AS WE CAN AFTER MY POCKETS COULDN'T FIT NO MORE I STARTED FILLING UP MY JACKET SLEAVES. AFTER WE WAS DONE WE STARTED HEADING FOR THE DOOR WHEN THIS FOOL GRABBED ME AND STARTED PULLING ON MY JACKET SAYING I WAS STEALING ALCOHOL LOL THEN SOME MORE WORKERS CAME AND THEN SURCURITY CAME (THIS ALBERTSONS WAS IN A SHOPPING PLAZA) AND THEY PULLED OUT MY BOTTLE I HAD AND I SAID "THATS MINE I HAD IT WHEN I CAME IN HERE." THEN THEY TOLD ME TO EMPTY MY POCKETS SO ME AND MY HOMIE EMPTYED ARE POCKETS AND GAVE UP ALL THE CANDY I WAS LIKE "PLEASE JUST LET US GO WE WILL NEVER COME HERE AGAIN PLEASE." LOL SO THEY SAID DON'T COME BACK AND LET US GO. SO WE WALKED OUT THE DOOR AND WHNE WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO REACH THE PARKING LOT ALL THEM WORKERS CAME OUT YELLING SAYING "HAY COME BACK LET ME CHEACK YOUR SLEAVES!!!!" ME AND MY HOMIE STOP TURN AROUND AND SEE ALL THEM WORKERS COMEING TWORD US WE LOOK AT ONE ANOTHER AND STARTED BOOKIN THROUGH THE PARKING LOT HAHAHAHA I WAS STRIKING I WAS HALF WAY THROU THE PARKING LOT HEADED FOR THIS CUTTY ASS TRAIL I KNOW WHEN I TURNED AROUND EXSPECTING TO SEE MY HOMIE RIGHT BEHIND ME BUT ONLY SEE THIS BIG ASS WORKER FOOL CHASING ME HE WAS PRETTY CLOSE TOO MAN THE ADRIANOLIN MUST HAVE KICKED IN CUZ I WENT INTO TURBO MODE FEELING LIKE SPEEDY GONZALES. I MAKE A HARD RIGHT ON THE TRAIL TURN AROUND THIS FOOL STILL ON ME I PUT MY HEAD DOWN AND KEPT GOING HOPING HE DON'T CATCH ME WHEN I HEARD THAT FOOL WELP I GAVE A QUIK GLANCE BEHIND ME AND SEE THAT FOOL ON THE GROUND LOL THIS FOOL SCRUBBED HELLA HARD ON THAT TRAIL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SO I'M THINKING I HAVE TO GET OUT OF VEIW AS FAST AS I CAN BEFORE HE GETS UP. I MAKE ANOTHER SHARP TURN ON TO A STREET I STARTED THROWING OUT AS MUCH CANDY I CAN BEFOR I DOVE INTO THIS BIG ASS BUSH. SURE ENOUGH ABOUT 30 SECONDS LATER THAT FOOL COME ROUND THE CORNER LIMPIN N SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOKS AROUND HELLA CUSSING AND SHIT HE LOOKS ON THE GROUND AND SEE WHERE I THREW OUT SOME CANDY THEN HE LOOKED RIGHT AT THE BUSH I WAS HIDING IN. HE STARTED WALKING TWORD THE BUSH.MY HEART SUNK I'M THINKING FUCK HE COUGHT ME I CAN'T ESCAPE OR FIGHT THIS FOOL HE WAS BIG ASS GROWN MAN. SO HE WALKS UP TO THE BUSH GRABS IT OPENS IT AND LOOKS RIGHT AT ME I CLENCHED MY FIST AND THOUGHT FUCK IT I'LL THROW A PUNCH AND TRY TO HOPE OUT AND MAKE A RUN FOR IT MY HEART IS BEATING ANY MOMENT HE'S GOING TO SAY HAY GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE I MEAN I WAS LOOKING RIGHT AT THIS FOOL RIGHT IN HIS EYE'S HE WAS PROBLEY LIKE 4 FEET FROM ME. THEN HE JUST CLOSED THE BUSH AND STARTED WALKING AWAY I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK HOW COULD HE NOT SEE ME???? THEN HE STOPS TURNS AROUND HELLA FAST AND OPENED THE BUSH ONE MORE TIME I THOUGHT I KNEW THAT FOOL SEE ME HOW COULD HE NOT I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY OK YOU COUGHT ME AND COME OUT THE BUSH WHEN HE CLOSED IT AND JUST LEFT HAHAHAHAHAHA HE LEFT ALL THE CANDY ON THE GROUND TO HAHAHAHAHAHA I WAITED LIKE 30 MIN LATER BEFORE I FINNALY CAME OUT THAT BUSH HAHAHAHAHAHA I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT SHIT THAT WAS A FUN AND FUNNY ASS NIGHT.
 
Unkut Yola

Unkut Yola

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Young Psyc said:
I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO NEVER GET OFFICAILY COUGHT. ...
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that was an intreresting ass experience and it's a damn sham how them muthjafuckas workin for a lil over minimum wage at albertson's would break they necks to save ALBERTSON from gettin ganked...

pshh thas sum sucker shit!

niggas sayin "up yo game dont shoplift!"

i am uppin my game homie. jus aint up high enough quite yet to be where i dont need to steal i need to steal right now for tthe better of things, but nigga i'll make it up to tha world i promise that i got rights i do to kill my wrongs but i realise tha shit is wrong and affects more than jus me, but i jus cant stop right now but i set out to give me another year i'll quit and then i'll jus have to kick tha cigarrette n drug habits n i'll be doin hella fine!
 
KALYN

KALYN

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Ra$an said:
whats more weak this thread..or the fact these cats actually do steal?
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... or the fact some of them are talkin' out they ass to 'fit in' .... I hope one of their moms catches them online... lol..
 
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