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would you fuck this asian sensation?


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^^^lol

god damn that bitch has a lazier eye than i do... SMH

so you met her on eharmony? how did the date go?
it went horrible bruh! she called me to meet up at Starbucks for a meet and greet and I show up thinking that maybe this godzilla broad might be able to handle all my struddle.

then old girl came out of a rice outted 93 civic hatchback looking like a sumo wressler. then she tries to do this cute little strut towards me, all the while I'm sweating cause I'm trying to find a polite way to end the date before it starts.

she gets close mentions her name is mae mae [yes, asian people are sometimes called mae!] and her breath was on some little ax, long ax wu-tang kung fu shit, so I dropped the nice guy act and got into my car and rolled the fuck back home.
 
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it went horrible bruh! she called me to meet up at Starbucks for a meet and greet and I show up thinking that maybe this godzilla broad might be able to handle all my struddle.

then old girl came out of a rice outted 93 civic hatchback looking like a sumo wressler. then she tries to do this cute little strut towards me, all the while I'm sweating cause I'm trying to find a polite way to end the date before it starts.

she gets close mentions her name is mae mae [yes, asian people are sometimes called mae!] and her breath was on some little ax, long ax wu-tang kung fu shit, so I dropped the nice guy act and got into my car and rolled the fuck back home.
You shoulda done Ultimate Warrior's gorilla press on her too.
 

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mexcom your failing alot lately at what your trying to do...its no secret i talk to her, i like how you tried to pull some little mystery as if who i fuck with is something im embarrassed about. thats the closest person to me since i was about 17.

i dont know what you thought you were going to gain my posting her pics...she dosent even post here, so what is that supposed to mean?

your making yourself look childish...
 
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someone kill this thread... Mark? and where the fuck happend to the forum SLOWPOKE used to have to send ppl like this?