A man who tried to mellow out his cat by stuffing her into a homemade bong

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Dec 29, 2008
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OMAHA, Neb. (AP) - A man who tried to mellow out his cat by stuffing her into a homemade bong is facing criminal charges-and catcalls from animal lovers. Authorities cited a 20-year-old man on suspicion of animal cruelty Sunday after catching him smoking marijuana from a contraption that had a cat stuffed inside its 12-inch by 6-inch base.

The man told Lancaster County sheriff's deputies the 6-month-old female named Shadow had been hyper and that he was trying to calm her down.

The cat was taken to the Capital Humane Society, where she appeared to be in good condition Monday, executive director Bob Downey said.

"What the human mind doesn't invent, huh?" Downey said.

The suspect did not return voice or text messages left on his cell phone by The Associated Press.

Deputies discovered the cat trapped in the device after responding to a domestic disturbance call at a residence the suspect shares with his grandfather, Sgt. Andy Stebbing said.

Deputies resolved the dispute and left the house, but they returned minutes later after discovering there was an arrest warrant on the suspect for possession of drug paraphernalia.

Upon re-entering the house, Stebbing said, deputies saw the suspect smoking marijuana through a piece of garden hose attached to the duct-taped, plastic glass box, in which the cat had been stuffed.

"This cat was just dazed," Stebbing said. "She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society."

The suspect was cited for misdemeanor animal cruelty and taken to the Lancaster County Jail on the arrest warrant. He was released after paying a $400 fine.

Now he faces new charges for possession of marijuana and paraphernalia stemming from Sunday.

Stebbing said the animal cruelty charge could be raised to a felony if the cat dies or is found to have suffered injury.

Downey said tests would be done to determine whether the cat suffered lung damage.

"To the eye, the cat looks OK," he said. "It cowers in the back of its cage like it's a little bit afraid but, obviously, given the way it's been treated, that's not surprising to me at all."
 
May 15, 2002
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My dog used to walk up to us while smoking and whine until we blew smoke in his face. Then he'd just lie down and chill next to us.

My brother and I fed him like a 1/2 gram of shake once in the morning and he passed out until the night came. I loved that little bastard.
 
Sep 17, 2007
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damn that was funny. i could imagine it all happen...

The Dude: "Come here you lil' fuckin' bitch...oh yeah you like to scratch all my fuckin furniture. this will calm your ass down, get you ass in there."

The Cat: "Meow"
 
Jun 9, 2007
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damn, I was gonna post this...

for real tho, I get my cat high all the time... she actually jumps up on my lap when she sees me light it up
 
Jun 2, 2002
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my neighbors a few years ago had an old fish tank that they used to get the cat high. they'd throw the lid on and blow smoke through the pipe that used to be for the filter or something...worked like a charm....i thought it was hilarious

muthafuckers need to get a sense of humor