yo musty,anyway we can get a pdf copy of "The Death Dealer's Manual"or something of that matter.
this thread is fuckin classic,i could visualize almost all of these weapons,and espeicially the backyard bbq/smoke out...thats where i would be,but if any one tryd to come after me id whip out 2 hatchets.staple/nail guns suck in accuracy after a couple feet,and the spraying technique would be like tryin to dodge someone shooting you with a super soaker 75,may get a lil wet but nothing that will drop you dead.BUT IF YOU GOT IN MY ARMS REACH,thered be nothing you could do that could stop me from benni hannaing your ass.plus id have like 8 pairs of construction jumpsuits on to be able to take a lil bit of damage