2AM JACK N A BOX

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Jun 28, 2003
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YEARS AGO...ITS 1:30 A.M. ...STUPID DARK ASS HINDU LADY AT THE DRIVE THRU THOUGHT I LEFT MY SODA ON HER WINDOW SILL, SO RIGHT AFTER SHE GAVE MY ORDER SHE SMACKED THE SODA CAN AT MY JUST WAXED UP MUSTANG, HITTIN MY CAR AND SPILLIN SOMEONES STRAWBERRY MINUTEMAID ALL OVER MY RIDE...SO I GRABBED A HOUSE RANCH SAUCE AND LAUNCHED IT AT HER HEAD, IT WENT SPLAT, LOOKED LIKE SHE GOT SKEETED ON, I POWER BRAKED IT IN THE DRIVE THRU AND BOUNCED...

(IN HINDU VOICE) THANK U CUM AGAIN!