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  1. CyrusTheVirus

    Chatting with DirecTV about free NFL Sunday Ticket

    Alex: Hi. I’m a live DIRECTV product specialist. Would you like my help checking out? Alex: Just type your question below. You: how about giving me sunday ticket free for life Alex: We appreciate you considering DIRECTV, the #1 satellite provider, for your household. You: ORLY Alex: I wish I...
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    Dear Open Forum... Where in teh Hell are...

    THE LULZ is it just me or does the sicc seem to be on the rag this week. WTF where are the lulz at Get over your menstruating and bring back the lulz lets get retarded The OFFICIAL Save the LULZ Campaign
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    rip ryan dunn

    Jackass star died in car wreck
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    lulzsec haxors your boxes

    first... resurrecting 2pac A report is spreading quickly on Facebook and Twitter that famed rapper Tupac Shakur is shockingly "alive and well" in New Zealand, 15 years after he died. This is of course false. Tupac died in Las Vegas in 1996. But the link that is circulating, a PBS Web story...
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    CD's that slap from start to finish

    I'm talking about albums you can put in and just let them spin without EVER hitting next. There are a gang of albums that I would consider banging but they always have at least one track that annoys me or a stupid ass skit or something that makes me skip over a track. I'm looking for your...
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    GHOSTRIDING THROUGH WALMART

    dxBwAVy0g9c
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    What genre of music do u listen to the most besides hip hop?

    DUDE lol I'll listen to rock, country, alt, shit quite the variety on the radio... I don't own many other cd's besides rap but I'll slap the shit on the radio now and then
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    Now that's a fucking party

    ybxJhTHa8Zw but where the hell is all the vagina? and
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    It ain't Bangs... It's MA PEPE

    x5PMq8NKe-8
  10. CyrusTheVirus

    I wonder what the Internet ID cards will look like?

    STANFORD, Calif. - President Obama is planning to hand the U.S. Commerce Department authority over a forthcoming cybersecurity effort to create an Internet ID for Americans, a White House official said here today. It's "the absolute perfect spot in the U.S. government" to centralize efforts...
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    America is losing jobs to this place?

    An Indian space rocket carrying a communications satellite has exploded on take-off. Live TV footage showed the rocket disappearing in a plume of smoke moments after its launch in Sriharikota near the city of Chennai (Madras). India's space organisation said it was investigating the cause of...
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    Pass the Brides Ass....

    TO HORSE!!!!
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    If your a lazy drunk... This is for you

    0FBbGf4mML8 How It Works 1. Fill up the cooler magazine with your favorite 12oz beverage 2. Add ice to the designated cavity 3. Push the remote control 4. Catch and enjoy! http://www.shootabrew.com/
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    Don't forget to set your clocks back an hour for daylight savings time

    Fall back and gain an hour... Don't forget to set your clocks back an hour for daylight savings time. It's always nice to have that extra hour of sleep. lol... I love an extra hour of sleep
  15. CyrusTheVirus

    Lawn Mower Care

    Just got done changing the oil, oil filter, air filter, and spark plugs on my mower. Earlier this summer had to replace all 3 blades. Sharpening them shits is not the business either. FUUUUUUUUUU. Do any of you all have to work on your mowers. Mine gets alot of use so it needs regular...
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    Best of Tourette's Guy

    <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rqtr_RvR3sY&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rqtr_RvR3sY&hl=en_US&fs=1&"...
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    They squirt poop on their victims

    ATM ROBBERS USE POOP AS WEAPON May 29, 2010 (TORONTO) — One thing about the criminal element that never seems to change is a criminal mind’s ability to create new ways to separate victims from their cash. Toronto police say robbers in that city are squirting people with feces at cash machines...
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    Google TV

    http://www.google.com/tv/ TV meets web. Web meets TV. Google TV is a new experience made for television that combines the TV you know and love with the freedom and power of the Internet. <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie"...
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    Revenge is Easy

    Or crabby it seems... Well, quality revenge is hard to come by these days but we have a method that is so insulting and disgusting that you should never wish it on anyone never mind actually go and do it and we dont encourage you to. All we do encourage you to do is give us money and we will...
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    How fragile is the US economy

    I read this today NEW YORK – A trader error may be to blame for the Dow Jones industrials to plunge nearly 1,000 points Thursday within half an hour. A trader entered a “b” for billion instead of an “m” for million in a trade possibly involving Procter & Gamble, a component in the Dow...