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    Man Pinned Under Tree Amputates Own Leg

    IOWA HILL, Calif. (AP) -- Residents are pulling for a neighbor who was forced to amputate his left leg below the knee using pocket knives after a tree fell on him, pinning him for about 11 hours. Al Hill, 66, was cutting trees on a property near the Big Dipper Mine last Friday when a tree fell...
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    San Jose Man Attacks Pizza Manager With Machete

    SAN JOSE, Calif. (AP) -- A man with a machete attacked a pizza parlor manager after becoming enraged over the amount of time his pizza took to arrive, police said. The manager of Pizza My Dear suffered cuts while shielding his head from the weapon and needed stitches, San Jose police Sgt. Nick...
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    Man Wins $3.2M On Penny Slots

    Slot pull nets $3.2 million A 76-year-old Navy veteran from Pacific Beach won a $3.2 million jackpot playing penny slots at Casino Pauma Monday afternoon. Robert Wilkie Jr. won while playing a Star Wars progressive machine, which pools play from similar machines nationwide to generate the big...
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    Uncle Frank

    Has to be the dumbest son of a bitch in captivity. He can't do shit, doesn't know shit. How the fuck did he survive being in the NYPD. Everytime they show his ass I want to throw shit thru the tv.:confused: Had 2 vent.
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    Big Worm Sued For Assault & Battery

    Big Worm's got a big problem. Faizon Love, star of several movies, including "Friday," "Elf," and "Blue Crush," is being sued by a woman who claims the actor "barbarically assaulted and battered her" after the she allegedly rejected his sexual advances. She also claims he tossed her Gucci purse...
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    Parking Attendants Get Pulled Over

    HUNTINGTON, W.Va. (AP) -- It was a sight that would make any flagrant parking meter flouter smile. Police were pulling over parking meter attendants to warn them that their $9,600 miniature Mitsubishi and Subaru were not street legal and did not have proper tags. The state Division of Motor...
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    Man Claims BOOST drink Gave Him Super Erection

    NEW YORK (AP) -- A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized. The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods, of Manhattan, said he bought the nutrition beverage, which is...
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    Felony Charges Laid Down On The Game Today

    LOS ANGELES — The Game was charged Monday with making a criminal threat and possessing a firearm in a school zone, authorities said. The felony charges against the 27-year-old rapper, whose real name is Jayceon Terrell Taylor, stemmed from a fight during a Feb. 24 pickup basketball game in...
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    Robb Carter--West Coast Fantasy

    New song on his page www.myspace.com/robbcarter
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    2007 MTV Movie Awards

    Just ended. Sarah Silverman sucks as host (well at anything really)
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    The Rock, wife seperate

    LOS ANGELES (AP) - Dwayne ``The Rock'' Johnson has split with his wife of 10 years. The 35-year-old pro wrestler-turned-action star announced his separation from wife Dany Garcia Johnson in a statement to People magazine on Friday. ``We've been fortunate enough to spend the last 17 years...
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    African American Idol lol

    http://www.ifilm.com/video/2536282
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    1 1/2 Ton Of Weed In With 40,000lbs of Jawbreakers

    ST. PAUL, Minn. (AP) -- Two men hauling more than 40,000 pounds of Jawbreaker candies also had some not-so-sweet freight, the Minnesota State Patrol said: nearly 1 1/2 tons of marijuana. Luis Rene Avila and Juan Carlos appeared in federal court Thursday on charges of intent to distribute...
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    Church Tells Choir Director To Stop Selling Dildos

    NEW FRANKEN, Wis. (AP) -- A Catholic priest has removed his church's organist and choir director from her duties saying her sale of sex toys was not "consistent with Church teachings." Linette Servais, 50, played the organ and sung with the choir for 35 years. Much of her work as choir director...
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    Cop Sues Over "Slimey" Sandwich

    CHARLES CITY, Iowa (AP) -- A police officer who claims his chicken sandwich was slimed by two teenage employees at a McDonald's restaurant is suing the fast food company. Officer Josh Douglas said he was working nights two years ago and went through the McDonald's drive-thru in Charles City. He...
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    Police Seeking Fat Joe As Witness To Double Murder

    Miami Beach police arrested a man they say murdered two people during a Memorial Day brawl on South Beach, and now they are seeking a possible witness to the gunplay: rapper Fat Joe. Police say Jose ''Fat Joe'' Cartagena may have been with Lessli Paz and Joey Navarro, who were shot dead near...
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    Couple Sue Wal-Mart For Slipping In Hot,Stinking Puke

    DAVENPORT, Iowa (AP) -- A woman's fall in a puddle of vomit has resulted in a lawsuit against Wal-Mart. June Medema, slipped in the vomit at a Davenport Wal-Mart on June 13, 2005, according to the lawsuit, filed by Medema and her husband, James, in Scott County District Court earlier this month...
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    $1M Gold Bathtub Stolen From Japanese Hotel

    TOKYO (AP) -- A glittering bathtub made of gold worth nearly $1 million has been stolen from a resort hotel, an official said Wednesday. A worker at Kominato Hotel Mikazuki in Kamogawa, south of Tokyo, notified police that the fancy tub was missing from the hotel's guest bathroom on the 10th...
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    Man Stole 1500 Pairs Of Shoes

    WAUKESHA, Wis. (AP) -- Police seized more than 1,500 pairs of girls' shoes from the home and storage unit of a man arrested for breaking into a high school, police said Tuesday. "He liked to smell them," said Lt. William H. Graham. Police said the recovered shoes may be related to the...