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    Cops Catch Couple Having Sex On Crane

    PUNTA GORDA, Fla. (AP) -- A police officer interrupted a couple's weekend sex romp on top of a 100-foot construction crane, but let them go with a warning, authorities said. Police went to the construction site to investigate Saturday night after bystanders spotted the couple climbing into the...
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    Trooper Stops Naked Couple In SUV

    BELLEVUE, Wash. (AP) -- Drunken driving is bad, but drunken driving while naked could be worse. A Washington State Patrol trooper pulled over an SUV on Interstate 90 in this Seattle suburb after observing it driving erratically about 1:20 a.m. Friday. The trooper found both the driver and his...
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    $500 Fine For Sagging Pants

    DELCAMBRE, La. (AP) -- Sag your britches somewhere else, this Cajun-country town has decided. Mayor Carol Broussard said he would sign an ordinance the town council approved this week setting penalties of up to six months in jail and a $500 fine for being caught in pants that show undergarments...
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    Ozone Awards '07

    Nemo...I got the Messy Slick posters to pass out down there...I got the sneaker flyers too...ya'll still doing the shoe thing before I pass 'em out?
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    Girls With Brass Knuckles Fight Caught On Tape

    http://video.knbc.com/player/?id=118831
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    Teen Dials Wrong Number, Gets Arrested

    GULFPORT, Fla. (AP) -- Investigators arrested a 14-year-old boy who apparently dialed a really, really wrong number. Authorities said the boy offered to sell drugs to the person on the other end, who happened to be a police detective. After the call, Gulfport detective Matt Parks arranged to...
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    Women in 70s, 80s Bare All

    GREENSBORO, Pa. _ Giving sultry looks and sexy smiles to the camera, 12 Pittsburgh-area women recently posed at Monongahela historical sites, baring it all _ or almost all _ to create a charity-driven calendar. The catch? The nearly nude ladies are all in their 70s and 80s, driven to adventure...
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    Butts Charged With Stealing Toilet Paper

    MARSHALLTOWN, Iowa (AP) -- Police blame a woman named Butts for stealing toilet paper from a central Iowa courthouse, and while they're chuckling, the theft charge could put her in prison. "She's facing potentially three years of incarceration for three rolls of toilet paper," Chief Lon Walker...
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    Downloading Music Is More Dangerous Than Porn

    One thing is even worse than online pornography when it comes to your PC's safety and security. Digital music. Surprised? Searching for digital music is twice as risky to your computer's safety and security as viewing online pornography, according to McAfee Inc., a Santa Clara, California-based...
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    Help Paris Hilton Make License Plates

    http://www.gsn.com/minigames/minigame.php?id=20
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    Police Catch Robber Who Stole Lettuce

    GRAND CHUTE, Wis. (AP) -- One robber's list of things to steal included whiskey, a thermometer and lettuce. Police were called to a grocery store late Thursday after witnesses said a 46-year-old man from Brown Deer threatened employees. The workers said the man gestured as though he had a...
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    Man Finds Marijuana In Can Of Coke

    KEY WEST, Fla. -- A motel manager found a surprise in his can of Coca-Cola Thursday. The man told police that he had put $1 in the motel's Coca-Cola machine. After he received the can of soda and opened it, he found a bag of marijuana inside. Officer David Kouri of the Key West police arrived...
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    June 12th. Releases *enjoy*

    Coming June 12, 2007 A3 "Tha Preview" Akir "Legacy" (produced by Immortal Technique) Blue Scholars "Bayani" (Seattle, WA rappers) Bonafide Camp "Independent Out The Trunk" (f/ I-Rocc, Domino, Big Projede, & more) Calvin Klein Bacote "Gangsta Chronicles" (DVD) (f/ Akon, Biz Markie...
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    Mom Attacks Baseball Coach

    PRINCETON, La. (AP) -- A woman has been arrested for attacking a coach after finding out her daughter had not made the Little League all-star team, sheriff's deputies said. Sherry Savage, 30, allegedly grabbed a baseball bat and started toward the female coach. Someone snatched the bat away...
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    Ecay Uno June 21st.

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    Alabama Senators Are Savs

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    "Borat" Faces Another Lawsuit

    NEW YORK (Reuters) - The hit movie and lawsuit magnet "Borat" has drawn yet another court action, this time from a man filmed running away from the fictional Kazakh television reporter on the streets of New York City. Last year's "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious...
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    Police Raid Wrong House, Kick Man In Groin

    ANNAPOLIS, Md. (AP) -- Annapolis police raided the wrong apartment Wednesday night, using flash grenades and kicking a resident in the groin before they realized their mistake, police and the family said. Police spokesman Hal Dalton said something must have gone amiss in the briefing...
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    The Game Pleads Not Guilty

    LOS ANGELES -- Rapper "The Game," who is accused of punching and threatening to shoot a man during a Feb. 24 pickup basketball game in South Los Angeles, pleaded not guilty Thursday to three felony counts. The 27-year-old defendant, whose real name is Jayceon Terrell Taylor, appeared in a Los...
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    Man Waves Chainsaw, Gets Arrested

    HOWLAND, Maine (AP) -- A man who waved a chain saw over his head, threatened motorists and did some impromptu pruning of local shrubbery was arrested at gunpoint. Lionel Dube Jr., 47, of Argyle, was charged with disorderly conduct, criminal threatening and violation of bail conditions after...