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    Mom Hangs 3 Children, Herself

    HUDSON OAKS, Texas — A 23-year-old woman and her four young daughters were found hanging in a closet in their mobile home Tuesday morning, all of them dead but an 8-month-old, who was taken to a hospital, the sheriff said. The woman's sister forced her way into the locked trailer when she heard...
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    Man Asks Woman On A Date After Robbing Her

    MILWAUKEE (AP) -- A thief found out the hard way that robbing a woman isn't the best way to capture her heart. Two men robbed a U-Haul store around 3 p.m. Sunday, taking an unspecified amount of cash, according the store's owner. But instead of fleeing, one man lingered and tried to strike up a...
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    Confess your sins

    www.ivescrewedup.com :confused:
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    Colorado Yearbook Shows Pot,Alcohol

    CONIFER, Colo. (AP) -- Most likely to succeed? Try most likely to go to jail. The yearbook for the high school in this mountain town near Denver published photos of students smoking marijuana and drinking beer, drawing the ire of parents and administrators. Hannah Fredrickson, the senior who...
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    They done stole my ashtray

    So yea, I got my vehicle parked in the front yard and the passenger window has been tweaked for the longest cause it's electric and I'm too lazy to get it fixxed, but I've never had any problems. I go out to goto work this morning and I see a big, gaping hole in the dashboard...I'm like...
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    Mom Ticketed For Bringing Kids To Toilet Paper House

    LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) -- Police ticketed a 39-year-old woman this week after she allegedly drove seven kids to a teacher's home to toilet paper it. A seventh-grade English teacher at Pound Middle School told police that over the weekend, the outside of her house, yard, trees and driveway were...
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    In honor of Lurcch's sig

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    May 29th. Releases *enjoy*

    Coming May 29, 2007 Baby S "Street Swangin" (Los Angeles, CA rapper) Big Mello "The Gift" (re-release) Brotha Lynch Hung "The Ripgut Collection" (CD & DVD) Kool Keith "In High Definition" Kudzu "Interviewitaplayer" Lucky Luciano "Throwdest Playas Down Souf" (f/ Chamillionaire, Paul...
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    Carl's Jr Sues Jack In The Box..mmmm Anus burgers lol

    LOS ANGELES (AP) - The parent company of the Carl's Jr. and Hardee's fast food chains sued rival Jack In The Box Inc. on Friday to stop TV ads that it says suggest Carl's Jr. and Hardee's use cow anus to make Angus beef hamburgers. CKE Restaurants Inc. sued Jack In The Box in U.S. District...
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    Ice Cream Truck Sold Pot-Sickles

    MISSION, Texas (AP) -- Police say the jingle of this ice cream truck meant pot-sickles. Police say elementary school students tipped them off to an ice cream truck driver who was apparently selling $5 and $10 bags of marijuana from the truck. Most customers were in the third, fourth, and fifth...
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    Hawthorne's Most Wanted

    (SAN DIEGO, CA May 16, 2007) – RedCloud, a Mexican Indigenous hip-hop artist belonging to the Chiapas tribe born into a family knee-deep in the Chicano Gang lifestyle, will release his long-awaited debut album HAWTHORNE'S MOST WANTED this month on Syntax Records, distributed by Koch. The...
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    Apple iRate Over iGasm

    May 24, 2007 -- A British sex shop has created the iGasm, a vibrator that connects to MP3 players to stimulate its user to the rhythm of a song. The "love egg" sells for about $60, and includes a splitter to connect it to the music player and two silicone ticklers. But the pleasure-enhancing...
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    Teen Sentenced For Making Semen Salad Dressing

    WHEATON, Ill. (AP) -- A judge has ordered a 17-year-old to pay a $750 fine and perform 120 hours of community service for contaminating salad dressing with semen and returning it to a suburban Chicago high school's cafeteria. DuPage County Judge Terence Sheen also placed Marco Castro on two...
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    Ma'am, is this your underwear?

    FORT COLLINS, Colo. (AP) -- Police are asking Colorado women a rather delicate question: Are these your panties? As part of an investigation into widespread underwear theft, police have invited women to view photos of about 1,300 undergarments stolen from laundry rooms near Colorado State...
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    Cop and pornstar trade "favors"

    NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- The saga of "Barbie Cummings" and the state trooper might sound like a porno film. But the X-rated actress claims it's the real thing. One Tennessee state trooper's alleged bragging may cost him his job after a porn actress said he did more than just write her a speeding...
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    Man Gets 5yrs For Blowing Up Toilet

    BRIDGEPORT, Conn. (AP) -- A man once called one of the Internet's most notorious pirates of music and movies was sentenced Wednesday to five years in prison for plowing up a portable toilet, prosecutors said. Bruce Forest, 50, was charged last year with a series of toilet explosions in 2005 and...
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    Man Bites Off Wife's Bottom Lip

    SAN MATEO, Calif. -- A man accused of biting off his wife's bottom lip after she called him short has rejected a plea offer and will stand trial next month, prosecutors said. Akano Nzerem, 54, of South San Francisco, is charged with felony counts of domestic violence, mayhem, false...
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    Tagger: There's so much graffiti on bridge it must be legal

    MADISON, Wis. (AP) -- There's so much graffiti on a Milwaukee bridge it must be legal. That's the argument a man busted for tagging a city bridge made to the 1st District Court of Appeals. The court didn't buy it and upheld his sentence Tuesday. Police caught James Lawhorn holding a can of...
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    Man Catches DWI Charge In McDonalds Drive-Thru

    CAMDEN, Ark. (AP) -- A man who was a little slow in picking up his fast food has been charged with drunk driving. Police said they found Terrance Forte, 32, asleep behind the wheel in the drive-through lane at a McDonald's restaurant. Restaurant employees called police about 12:30 a.m...