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It's amazing how much a bad relationship can impact someone's life. My psycho ex put me though so much craziness that one day she got me to a point of being suicidal. One late night, after another mind-game phone conversation, I decided I had enough. I got in my car and just started driving with...

I've waited for this moment my whole life. I don't know how, why or when I became fascinated with Taiwan...maybe it was just the way the word looked on paper. Maybe it was the promise that life is completely different there than it is here in NY. Maybe if I was on the opposite side of the world...

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Once upon a time, there lived a girl named Cinderella. She stayed with her rich father and her cruel stepmother named Martha and stepsisters named Honey and Rosie. It was a wonder that the gentleman chose the mean, stingy bitch as his wife. They were the subject of many rumours, some say he got...

FUPA (Noun) ( foo-paah) " Fat Upper Pussy Area " This is that fat area on a girl thats not quite a stomach, not quite part of the pussy, its just a fat ass pouch, looks as though it could be used to smuggle cocaine through borders...The shit is foul, BITCH DO SOME SIT UPS...i coud understand...

Siccness, I have a confession to make. I am an anteater. I wear a turtleneck all year, in winter AND in summer... for I have no choice. I have an "intact penis", and I am not alone. Well over 80% of living men today are carrying just a little more weight between their legs than they need...

No one's ever accused me of being the smartest man alive. Or hanging out with the smartest men alive, for that matter (see my How Not To Go Rafting posts). I've always had the tendency to hang with the crazies. Life just seems more interesting that way. Rebels, socio-paths, the insane. There's...

The Border Run....(time killer) So my Mexican friend Miguel called me up last week. "Hey man, I'm thinking about coming over to America. How do I do that?" Scratching my head, I replied, "Well, you'd probably want to fly in. I can pick you up at the airport." "No," he said, "I can't fly. I...

Things are going well during the heavy petting portion of making out. She makes the first move, unzipping your pants and having a go at your pink steel. (Or mocha thunder, for all the brothers) "This is awesome!" you proclaim as you are both getting hot and bothered. She finishes up and...

ima be offline till tuesday...it was fun arguing and clowning wit ya'll all week....lol i'll have more pointless stories that no one reads on tuesday... Sarge...when you get the stick outta ya ass, comejoin some meaningful conversationss. BigBootyQT.....YOUR LIKE SO THE BOMB.love the...

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This is the official "Bitches and Hoes" thread for those that may want to join in ( i know some of you need a place to feel wanted ) So which do you prefer, a good bitch or a good hoe ? and Why ? stay tuned for Next weeks topic " Do black broads or latins broads look better in rap...

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So here I am today grabbing my cock and stroking it, the usual. So I call up a fat chick I know to get some headro. She says ok but I have to buy her Denny's first. So I go to Denny's and order the T-Bone and Eggs. The waitress looks really sexy and I ask her what she'll do for a $10 tip. She...

Preface: I'm a very trusting person...I was born and raised as such. I grew up in a small town in upstate New York - the kind of place where it's safe to leave your keys in the car with the doors unlocked...seriously, my dad used to leave his keys in the ignition all the time! My trusting...

She sat across from me on the subway... twitching. Not light trembling, or slight rocking, but hard muscle jerking twitches that slammed the back of her head into the window a couple of times. No wonder I found a seat on the crowded subway. She was black, and skinny. Not bulimic skinny or...

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