jury duty

[dirtysanchez]

how do you guys get out of it? I told the judge i have a hard time believing cops and i couldnt be a fair juror and they still fucking kept me on the jury...guess next time ill make a racist joke or something? what the fuck do you have to do?

 

[Mac Jesus]

Spit in one of the officers face and call him an illuminati puppet.

 

[Mac Jesus]

Stand up in the middle of the trial and yell "OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR. THE PROSECUTOR IS OUT OF LINE"

 

[Mac Jesus]

Wear a tshirt with the defendants face on it and the words "free whatever dudes name is"

 

[Mac Jesus]

While the trial is in session complain loudly to the juror next to you about how disappointed the you are that the judge isn't Judge Judy.

 

[dirtysanchez]

only good part was the DA was decent looking and i could kinda see up her skirt from my seat...the fucking cop was lying through his teeth and got called out on it numerous times by the defense attorney...i thought i was gonna be the only one with big enough cherries to say not guilty cause most people are scared to disagree with a cop but it was actually 12-0 for not guilty

 

[28g w/o the bag]

i swore off jury duty forever when the judge threatened me with jail because i tried to tell her i was going to lose money if i didn't go to work

fuck the alameda county courthouse, and fuck that punk bitch judge

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[emma]

Your mistake was showing up in the first place.

Just ignore the summons; they can't prove you received it.

 

[28g w/o the bag]

Your mistake was showing up in the first place.

Just ignore the summons; they can't prove you received it.

did that... ever since that incident, i've missed like 12 jury duty dates

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[Rasan]

how do you guys get out of it? I told the judge i have a hard time believing cops and i couldnt be a fair juror and they still fucking kept me on the jury...guess next time ill make a racist joke or something? what the fuck do you have to do?

damn i said the same thing and they couldnt get me out of there fast enough

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

Show up wearing a colllared Ugly Nigga shirt

 

[LiterACola]

get convicted of a felony they stop asking you.

 

[LiterACola]

While the trial is in session complain loudly to the juror next to you about how disappointed the you are that the judge isn't Judge Judy.

pretend you love her as much as Jim

 

[ELPOLLITO]

Foreal

 

[timebomb]

ok

 

[StillHustlin]

I get out of it by throwing that piece of paper in the garbage...

 

[Gemini]

how do you guys get out of it? I told the judge i have a hard time believing cops and i couldnt be a fair juror and they still fucking kept me on the jury...guess next time ill make a racist joke or something? what the fuck do you have to do?

It's your name. Dirty Sanchez says informant all over it LOL!

 

[AlcoholicLoser]

Just call them up and tell them that you don't believe in the shitty laws and that you're a Norteno

 

[gimmefreemusic]

^^^ yes tattoo the huelga bird on your face

 

[Arson]

get convicted of a felony they stop asking you.

Truth.