I was walking down market, minding my own business, talking on my cellular device. The light turned green, so i begin to cross the street and i see a taxi coming...completely ran the redlight so i stopped in the middle of the crosswalk and he had to screech to a halt to avoid hitting me. i stood there in front of his car while he continued to yell at me in some foreign language. he got out of his car and said "what the fuck is your problem"
i said " i dont have a problem sir, maybe you should learn to obey traffic signals"
"fuck you mother fucker, dont tell me how to drive"
i took a swig of my liter of dr. pepper, took a deep breath and let out a HUGE burp
"you sick mother fucker" and he took a swing at me and missed...he got SO mad
i took another sip of my dr. pepper and walked away...i LOVE market street
i said " i dont have a problem sir, maybe you should learn to obey traffic signals"
"fuck you mother fucker, dont tell me how to drive"
i took a swig of my liter of dr. pepper, took a deep breath and let out a HUGE burp
"you sick mother fucker" and he took a swing at me and missed...he got SO mad
i took another sip of my dr. pepper and walked away...i LOVE market street