You're still a bitch [The NEW "No Colombo" Movement Thread]
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Right on time....
Soooo....I'm taking this shit right, cramped in a lavatory of Malasian Airliner, of course I need something to read (I just CAN'T drop one unless I'm reading something) so I log on via laptop.
As I browse the Open Forum, I see "New Movement" thread, and well what a coincidence as I too am having a "new movement" now as we converse. (BTW, dont you HATE when water splashes up....yeah, we'll picture Malasian airplane toilet water, yeah....!) ANYWAYS, please forgive me, where was I.....ah yes, my "movement".
Of course, right away the photo of the wrestling caught my eye (although, no one comes off the top rope like me after a few barbituates and sake bombs) then, as I read the first few DOZEN paragraphs, I was trying to remember where I knew that name "columbo" before.....no matter, I finished the article only to see the ensuing photo.....Sir, I laughed so hard, I shat rediculously (which I know the rest of econo class didnt like). Thank you Mex-Com!
As I wiped the shit from the middle of my back, it then hit me.....I once remember a paparazzi in the 60's & 70's by the name of Julius Columbo.
He used to love to take photos of all the stars with big hair and big mustaches. Wherever Burt Reynolds, or Tom Selleck was BAM....there was Julius Columbo to capture the moment. I started to see Julius take a liking to Richard Simmons, and when I say "liking" I dont mean in the business sense.
See, Richard Simmons used to wear track suits, but it was Julius Columbo that suggested that he wear the little shorts in order to "be more photogenic". It wasn't hard to see (no columbo) that they were a couple.
In the mid 80's they decided to adopt a child and teach it the art of photography, and love of celebrity. I lost touch with the Hollywood crowd, so I had no idea what happened to everyone.
Imagine my suprise, and delite when I see the son of Julius Columbo and Richard Simmons not only 1) a member of the same online community I also frequent and, 2) taken after his Fathers and become romantically involved with Chuck Norris.
Oh how the world turns....
Well Friends, I'm logging off now. I'm going to try and squeeze one off while the rest of the row is asleep. Wish me luck.
Oh.....Si Si Puede to you Mex-com. Happy Ceasar Chavez Day. I'm going to eat grapes and have one of his famous salads in his honor when I land.
Soooo....I'm taking this shit right, cramped in a lavatory of Malasian Airliner, of course I need something to read (I just CAN'T drop one unless I'm reading something) so I log on via laptop.
As I browse the Open Forum, I see "New Movement" thread, and well what a coincidence as I too am having a "new movement" now as we converse. (BTW, dont you HATE when water splashes up....yeah, we'll picture Malasian airplane toilet water, yeah....!) ANYWAYS, please forgive me, where was I.....ah yes, my "movement".
Of course, right away the photo of the wrestling caught my eye (although, no one comes off the top rope like me after a few barbituates and sake bombs) then, as I read the first few DOZEN paragraphs, I was trying to remember where I knew that name "columbo" before.....no matter, I finished the article only to see the ensuing photo.....Sir, I laughed so hard, I shat rediculously (which I know the rest of econo class didnt like). Thank you Mex-Com!
As I wiped the shit from the middle of my back, it then hit me.....I once remember a paparazzi in the 60's & 70's by the name of Julius Columbo.
He used to love to take photos of all the stars with big hair and big mustaches. Wherever Burt Reynolds, or Tom Selleck was BAM....there was Julius Columbo to capture the moment. I started to see Julius take a liking to Richard Simmons, and when I say "liking" I dont mean in the business sense.
See, Richard Simmons used to wear track suits, but it was Julius Columbo that suggested that he wear the little shorts in order to "be more photogenic". It wasn't hard to see (no columbo) that they were a couple.
In the mid 80's they decided to adopt a child and teach it the art of photography, and love of celebrity. I lost touch with the Hollywood crowd, so I had no idea what happened to everyone.
Imagine my suprise, and delite when I see the son of Julius Columbo and Richard Simmons not only 1) a member of the same online community I also frequent and, 2) taken after his Fathers and become romantically involved with Chuck Norris.
Oh how the world turns....
Well Friends, I'm logging off now. I'm going to try and squeeze one off while the rest of the row is asleep. Wish me luck.
Oh.....Si Si Puede to you Mex-com. Happy Ceasar Chavez Day. I'm going to eat grapes and have one of his famous salads in his honor when I land.
Nah. The Genius is a personal childhood hero of mine but he's not me.
I never did like The Nacho Man. I always rooted for the smartest and most graceful athlete of our time: The Genius. It just so happens that if he ever saw that bike riding queer in the squared circle the Genius would somehow formulate such a strategy that he would be banging COLOMBO's mom and putting Mr Fuck Mad Niggaz into a sleeper...AT THE SAME TIME!.
I never did like The Nacho Man. I always rooted for the smartest and most graceful athlete of our time: The Genius. It just so happens that if he ever saw that bike riding queer in the squared circle the Genius would somehow formulate such a strategy that he would be banging COLOMBO's mom and putting Mr Fuck Mad Niggaz into a sleeper...AT THE SAME TIME!.
TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE GENIUS MAY BE A GENIUS BUT HE WILL GET TORN APART WHEN THE BIGG LEE SWITCHES INTO HOSTAL GANGUS KAHN TAKEOVER MODE, HE'S BEEN TAKING ALOT OF POETRY AND BOOKS TO THE DOME BUT HE'S GONNA TAKE THIS LEE SHIT TO THE DOME IF HE EVER STEPS IN THE RING WITH LEE WETHER IT'S 2 SIDED, 4 SIDED, 8 SIDED, 16, HELL 456 SIDED TSSSSSSSSSSS HAAAAAAAAAAA LEE-ZILLA RULES THE E-RING THEN THE WORLD
THE GENIUS MAY BE A GENIUS BUT HE WILL GET TORN APART WHEN THE BIGG LEE SWITCHES INTO HOSTAL GANGUS KAHN TAKEOVER MODE, HE'S BEEN TAKING ALOT OF POETRY AND BOOKS TO THE DOME BUT HE'S GONNA TAKE THIS LEE SHIT TO THE DOME IF HE EVER STEPS IN THE RING WITH LEE WETHER IT'S 2 SIDED, 4 SIDED, 8 SIDED, 16, HELL 456 SIDED TSSSSSSSSSSS HAAAAAAAAAAA LEE-ZILLA RULES THE E-RING THEN THE WORLD
