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Mike Manson

Still Livin'
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About three weeks ago a neighbor of mine was hacked to death by a thief. The thief actually tried to rob my next door neighbor first but ran away when they saw him, then went to another neighbors house and got in a fight with the owner, took a knife and killed him.

Since then I been thinking about getting something, but we have a Doberman. Good enough imo
 
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i have one of these on my nightstand just in case of a robbery:



then i go under the bed and pull this out:



give him a chair shot straight to the dome, then i grab one of these and smash it over his head:



at this point im fired up and pretending theres a crowd and i yell to my girl.."get the table!!" so she goes under the bed and pulls one of these out:



i pick that motherfucker up onto my shoulders and get up on the bed while my girl lights the table on fire then straight powerbomb that bitch through the burining table

then my girl blasts the ecw theme song on the computer then raises my hand while i pretend to yell and nodding my head like saying "yeah im the best!!" to an imaginary crowd of fans going crazy. then my girl and i fuck on top of the debris of smashed table and guitar and fire extinguisher powder while the thief just lays there knocked out

thats my home security
 

Legman

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lol when i saw the guitar, i thought you were gonna say

"then i pull this out and sing him a lil tune"
 

BASEDVATO

Judo Chop ur Spirit
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Don't catch one to the heart bro!


lol at the I sleep with a loaded gun on my night-stand. oh really? sounds like some serious paranoia Scarface - hook me up with some pills next time you go see ya shrink.
 
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i got 2 cannon safes bolted down in the house full of toys, but all i need for home protection is my converted saiga 12 and that shit stays by the bedside. that's if any intruders can get passed the bully's.