'X Men' Busted for Porn

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'X Men' Busted for Porn Video HeistCreated On: Tuesday, 14 Apr 2009, 1:46 PM CDT

KILGORE, Texas - Two Texas men likely wish they could hit "rewind" after they allegedly robbed an adult video store of dozens of movies.

The incident happened on Monday just after midnight at the Adult Video and DVD store in the 1900 block of Industrial Avenues.

According to Kilgore police, 20-year-old Christopher Fitzgerald of Longview and John Scott Kincaid, 21, of Kilgore robbed the store at gunpoint.

Police said the pair stole 50 pornographic videos. They also said officers found an automatic handgun and face mask inside the suspects' vehicle.

Both men are charged with Aggravated Robbery.

Investigators said Fitzgerald and Kincaid are also involved in two other recent armed robberies in the Kilgore area.

 

[kingsix18]

Why exactly are they called "X Men"?

 

[415niner]

probably cause they're from texas?? the one on the left looks hilarious.

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

Why exactly are they called "X Men"?

Yeah im not seeing the connection, unless they are calling them that becuase they have robbed a few "X rated video stores". If so, thats HELLA lame.

 

[kingsix18]

That would be stupid. Dude on the left does look like a fuckin mutant though.

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

But LOL @ robbing stores to get off

Havent these fools heard of the internet??? Shits FREE!!!

Idiots.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

But LOL @ robbing stores to get off

Havent these fools heard of the internet??? Shits FREE!!!

Idiots.

Look at the dude on the left. He cant afford a haircut let alone a computer.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

wait! wait! wait! so these pervs arent even like in an xmen movie or something!?!? if thats the case I have a question...what the fuck is the point?

 

[Chris9800]

What a pair of losers

 

[AdolfOliverBush]

I was expecting two or more of the actors who were in any of the X-men movies to be involved. Instead, it's just an attention-grabbing headline to get more people to view your post. Eat shit, faggot!

 

[ThornCity503]

Misleading thread title. No props for you, one year!

 

[Hihlosis]

Now that's what I call a "stick up"!

 

[theweedman65042]

they look like child molestors

 

[Gas One]

adult stores, not to give anyone any ideas...easy to rob.

theres two types of people that will be in there.

fags, or bitches

none of which put up much of a fight

and the dudes in the back sucking dick in the video rooms aint gon do shit.

 

[dizzlemacem]

Shouldn't it be 'xxx-men'. It'd still be lame, but make a little more sense.....

 

[D-Rose]

What kind of fuckin creature is that thing on the left?

 

[Gas One]

What kind of fuckin creature is that thing on the left?

forreal. dude dont need no mask..

step in the sex shop bitches be like AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!REAL MONSTERS!!

 

[Doxx]

Two men stealing porn together is the gayest shit ever. I don't care how heterosexual the porn in question was.

 

[MOREBASS]

The dude on the left reminds me of what a pineapple might look like if it were human.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha @ the dude on the left.

the pic of that thing alone proves to me that aliens do exist.