WTF!!!
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Techn9neHQ That shit had me rollin'... Especially with the Napoleon added, fuckin' priceless... I cant stop laughing and aint laughed as hard in a long time. Damned!!!
Lets see... Hmmmm!
PART III
(Later that night back at the hotel, Candlewood)
Michampin: (To self) Man that was a killer show, whewwww! My mom and my girl was on stage in the cages during Techs set. I was right up front and Techs sweat dripped on my shirt. Fuckin' better than an autograph, I hope it doesnt dry. I cant wait to ask em' if Grant was in the back. I thought I saw S.G. but he didnt notice me. Oh well, Im pulling up to the hotel now... Aye yo, Big Nick?
Big Nick: Whats up man, who are you?
Michampin: Umm, you know the guy from the show, my mom, girl umm...
Big Nick: Oh yeah, man my bad earlier, I was off the Grey Goose something serious man. But hey, Imma get at you later.
Michampin: Okay, umm is Tech in the truck?
Big Nick: Naww man, he's on the way back to Kansas City.
Tech: (Walking through the entrance) Yo Nick, remember those two hoes from the show, maaan, they are stripping in the lobby homeboy.
Michampin: Huh??? Whut? Umm...
Big Nick: Forreal, aye, I gotta run dogg, and by the way nice Vertigo shirt, thats the old one aint it? (Yo Tech wait up)
Michampin (Getting mad) Sighs... Shit man, daaangiiiit!
(In the meantime, Mich goes back to his car, sits in it and turns the volume down on the radio, angrily pounds the dash and leaves a dent! Empire is faintly heard threw the speakers and he devises a plan)
Michampin: I fuckin' hate that guy. My mom is a whore, my girl is a whore... I mean, I knew it was easy to fuck her on the first date, but I love her. "Tech, I hate you man!" (picture the last part echoing)
(Michampin grabs the bottle of Cariboulou he mixed so perfectly to give to Tech out of the ice cooler in the back seat and guzzles it. Hes instantly drunk and realizes, Hey, I dont drink! But he feels good anyways. Michampin opens the car door, and staggers towards the hotel slurring as he raps... "Fall into a spell way deeper than hell, My girlfriend and my mom are giving up the tail, damnit!" He reaches the door, slobber drools and his Vertigo shirt ripped to reveal an Empire tank top and a pierced nipple. He yells out and he takes one extremely large gulp and spits!
Michampin: Arrghh! Tesss Nine, whuss da fahq you dooin wit my mom? You told me I's gone get tuh hang out wisha and al the promshin I did for you and Stransssh Music, I cant belieeeb dis!
Tech: Ha, who the fuck is this cat???
Nick: (Eating a dinner roll) Man, you are trippin, get the fuck outta here!
(Everyone is laughing at him, even his mom.)
Michampin: Nooo, your not tuh boss uf me! I spend hours on end on the Siccness and I got-tuh hear shit from ZeroMedia and now thissss. (Gulp) I luved you Tech. I even got a barcode tattoo'd on my... (Mich passes out)
(8am, Mich wakes up in his car in an empty lot, black eye and head bloody. "What the fuck is going on? Ouuuuuchh, shit my head!" He looks over and his mom is butt naked in the passenger seat sleep and his girlfriend in the back with a Tech N9ne sticker stuck on her breast and ass. He see's something on his windshield and gets out the car. Eggs and whip cream cover the car. Stickers and dinner rolls indented in the side panel. Its a snippet CD under the wiper blade and says Everready on it. Mich scratches his head and gets back in the car. He takes out the Empire CD and puts it in the safety deposit box in his console on the velvet pillow and shuts it. Mich puts the snippet in his CD player and is excited, it really is an Everready snippe CD, he jumps up and down and drives home happy with a smile.
Michampin: This was the best night of my life!
Lets see... Hmmmm!
PART III
(Later that night back at the hotel, Candlewood)
Michampin: (To self) Man that was a killer show, whewwww! My mom and my girl was on stage in the cages during Techs set. I was right up front and Techs sweat dripped on my shirt. Fuckin' better than an autograph, I hope it doesnt dry. I cant wait to ask em' if Grant was in the back. I thought I saw S.G. but he didnt notice me. Oh well, Im pulling up to the hotel now... Aye yo, Big Nick?
Big Nick: Whats up man, who are you?
Michampin: Umm, you know the guy from the show, my mom, girl umm...
Big Nick: Oh yeah, man my bad earlier, I was off the Grey Goose something serious man. But hey, Imma get at you later.
Michampin: Okay, umm is Tech in the truck?
Big Nick: Naww man, he's on the way back to Kansas City.
Tech: (Walking through the entrance) Yo Nick, remember those two hoes from the show, maaan, they are stripping in the lobby homeboy.
Michampin: Huh??? Whut? Umm...
Big Nick: Forreal, aye, I gotta run dogg, and by the way nice Vertigo shirt, thats the old one aint it? (Yo Tech wait up)
Michampin (Getting mad) Sighs... Shit man, daaangiiiit!
(In the meantime, Mich goes back to his car, sits in it and turns the volume down on the radio, angrily pounds the dash and leaves a dent! Empire is faintly heard threw the speakers and he devises a plan)
Michampin: I fuckin' hate that guy. My mom is a whore, my girl is a whore... I mean, I knew it was easy to fuck her on the first date, but I love her. "Tech, I hate you man!" (picture the last part echoing)
(Michampin grabs the bottle of Cariboulou he mixed so perfectly to give to Tech out of the ice cooler in the back seat and guzzles it. Hes instantly drunk and realizes, Hey, I dont drink! But he feels good anyways. Michampin opens the car door, and staggers towards the hotel slurring as he raps... "Fall into a spell way deeper than hell, My girlfriend and my mom are giving up the tail, damnit!" He reaches the door, slobber drools and his Vertigo shirt ripped to reveal an Empire tank top and a pierced nipple. He yells out and he takes one extremely large gulp and spits!
Michampin: Arrghh! Tesss Nine, whuss da fahq you dooin wit my mom? You told me I's gone get tuh hang out wisha and al the promshin I did for you and Stransssh Music, I cant belieeeb dis!
Tech: Ha, who the fuck is this cat???
Nick: (Eating a dinner roll) Man, you are trippin, get the fuck outta here!
(Everyone is laughing at him, even his mom.)
Michampin: Nooo, your not tuh boss uf me! I spend hours on end on the Siccness and I got-tuh hear shit from ZeroMedia and now thissss. (Gulp) I luved you Tech. I even got a barcode tattoo'd on my... (Mich passes out)
(8am, Mich wakes up in his car in an empty lot, black eye and head bloody. "What the fuck is going on? Ouuuuuchh, shit my head!" He looks over and his mom is butt naked in the passenger seat sleep and his girlfriend in the back with a Tech N9ne sticker stuck on her breast and ass. He see's something on his windshield and gets out the car. Eggs and whip cream cover the car. Stickers and dinner rolls indented in the side panel. Its a snippet CD under the wiper blade and says Everready on it. Mich scratches his head and gets back in the car. He takes out the Empire CD and puts it in the safety deposit box in his console on the velvet pillow and shuts it. Mich puts the snippet in his CD player and is excited, it really is an Everready snippe CD, he jumps up and down and drives home happy with a smile.
Michampin: This was the best night of my life!
I wonder how long these stories can go on. I bet about 6 to 8 pages before it really gets outta hand.
*Note: I am cool with Michampin as far as I know, never encountered the cat face to face at all, or had a problem with him, just wanted to have some innocent fun on here and it just so happens his name carried the story more than the group did. Any thing that I said was what I hear about him all the time and it seemed funny to me. Sorry Mich! Hahahaaaa!*
I am interested to hear what he thinks of this. I know he's read it. Plus, its a good way for him to add his two cents about anyone on here and maybe make a funny story line to get even with some people.... I dunno
*Note: I am cool with Michampin as far as I know, never encountered the cat face to face at all, or had a problem with him, just wanted to have some innocent fun on here and it just so happens his name carried the story more than the group did. Any thing that I said was what I hear about him all the time and it seemed funny to me. Sorry Mich! Hahahaaaa!*
I am interested to hear what he thinks of this. I know he's read it. Plus, its a good way for him to add his two cents about anyone on here and maybe make a funny story line to get even with some people.... I dunno
I knew you were here somewhere man. Go ahead and give it a try Mich...
C'MON EVERYONE, Lets cheer him on...
MICH, MICH, MICH, MICH, MICH, MICH, MICH... I'm sure you'd make a funny atleast.
Hey, lets put it like this, (Blackmail of course) If you dont give it a try, Imma take a six pack and some Tequila to the head, once I'm drunk I'm really gonna get outta hand. Once Friday his and I aint seen a story from you, I'm gonna be drunk, so hope that I dont stumble to the computer when I get home, cause shit is amplified when I am drunk and Im gonna get that ass Mich. Now how about it buddy!!!
OH YEAH, As some of you may not know, I do Stand Up Comedy everywhere in the region. My hidden side hobby (yes I get paid to do it) but this Friday & Saturday, Imma be at The Firm Comedy Club on Hillcrest opening for BET Comedian "G-Thang" as well as some other funny cats. I've opened for Kat Williams, Bill Burr, Shang, Arvin Mitchell, Joe Torry, Arnez J, and many others. But if yall aint doing shit, come on out and check me out on stage. For those of you that dont know where that is, its directly across from Bannister Mall, or whats left of it. So just a little info on the M.I.A. man if yall wondered what the fuck happened to him!
C'MON EVERYONE, Lets cheer him on...
MICH, MICH, MICH, MICH, MICH, MICH, MICH... I'm sure you'd make a funny atleast.
Hey, lets put it like this, (Blackmail of course) If you dont give it a try, Imma take a six pack and some Tequila to the head, once I'm drunk I'm really gonna get outta hand. Once Friday his and I aint seen a story from you, I'm gonna be drunk, so hope that I dont stumble to the computer when I get home, cause shit is amplified when I am drunk and Im gonna get that ass Mich. Now how about it buddy!!!
OH YEAH, As some of you may not know, I do Stand Up Comedy everywhere in the region. My hidden side hobby (yes I get paid to do it) but this Friday & Saturday, Imma be at The Firm Comedy Club on Hillcrest opening for BET Comedian "G-Thang" as well as some other funny cats. I've opened for Kat Williams, Bill Burr, Shang, Arvin Mitchell, Joe Torry, Arnez J, and many others. But if yall aint doing shit, come on out and check me out on stage. For those of you that dont know where that is, its directly across from Bannister Mall, or whats left of it. So just a little info on the M.I.A. man if yall wondered what the fuck happened to him!
Haha, have you noticed the little neatness of your posts? You keep it in a little neat hand organized side of the box. Funny...
Sort of like this
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Okay Mich, you win. Imma lay off of you due to the respect I got for you man. You can see right through me huh? Damnit...
Sort of like this
but I guess you like to
hit enter before the sentence is done.
Okay Mich, you win. Imma lay off of you due to the respect I got for you man. You can see right through me huh? Damnit...