lets send him a hundred box of "free moonpizzle" condoms.
cuz i mean not that i should be talking shit about a kidnapper for hire, but he do look a little like a chunky version of dude who goes to jail in half baked.
he got that bewildered ass "this is gonna suck ASS" look on his face
im a cop the thong and have a bitch model in it for a photoshoot and make Moonpizzle a calender so he can mark all them important court dates and visiting days down.....