this reminds me of back in high school.....swear on the bible this shit is true......i was fuckin this girl tiffany zumpano and my patna sammy was fuckin the mom in her big ass bedroom..well, i was done wit ol girl and i snuck in the room and went thru the moms purse and she had hella food stamps (this was like 93 or 94) and percocets..so i was already drunk and i saw the "dont combine wit alcohol" sticker so i started takin hell of em...i get shitty and have to get my stomach pumped they gave my mom my jacket and she is like what the fuck almost 400 in food stamps.....next day we went on a shopping spree pushin 2 carts each poppin tags haha....2 weeks later both the bitches run up on me in front of earnies liquors swingin on me and the mom said "thanks for fuckin up our thanksgiving, we had turkey tv dinners asshole.........good times